IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 16 (Part 3)

Chapter 16 (Part 3) – Pudding


Right now, I’m truly surrounded by them.

“Release the hostage and leave immediately!”

“But Mi-chan, this is a chance to hang out with you privately! It’s well-known within our agency that if we get along with you, it’ll lead to success!”

“Chie, do something about Kouji right now!”

Looking around, I saw Kouji-san sitting cross-legged in the corner, sulking.

“Kouji is annoying! He’s always lovey-dovey with Chie and it’s annoying, but today it’s even more annoying!”

I smiled at Chieko-san.

“I was really surprised. To think that Chieko-san’s always talked about loving her doting husband, and it turned out to be Kouji-san!”

“It’s quite well-known, actually. Although I didn’t want to introduce Kouji-chan to Mi-chan.”

“… I admired Sati-san, but I don’t have romantic feelings or anything like that! It’s ridiculous to think I would develop such feelings knowing that all the stories you told about your husband were, things Sati-san did! And, on top of that, you even have such a cute child! Please share some of your happiness with me too!”

“Yeah! I’ll go comfort Kouji-chan a bit!”

“Okay!”

For some reason, Aoi-san handed me a caramel-covered pudding.

Without hesitation, I took the spoon and brought the pudding to my mouth.

Unlike the typical flan-like pudding, this one had the bittersweet taste of caramel, giving it an adult flavor!

“I love this caramel.”

“I’m healed by Mi-chan’s smile.”

Aoi-san seemed quite exhausted.

“When you’re tired, sweets are the way to go! Here you go, Aoi-san. Say ‘ah’.”

Aoi-san eagerly took the pudding I offered and took a big bite.

“This is so soothing~”

“That’s right! Sweet things are really comforting, aren’t they?”

“Idiot, you’re the one soothing Aoi, right, Mi-chan?”

“I’m soothed by Mi-chan too!”

“Yes, yes! Say ‘ah’.”

“… … It’s bitter.”

“Hey, why are you giving some to Chi too? Give back my moe and kyuu!”

Aoi-san furrowed his brow in dissatisfaction.

I chuckled and replied, , “Well, you know, Aoi-san. I shared some of Aoi-san’s pudding because it made me feel happy, and I thought it would be better if we all became happy together!”

“… … Damn it! You’re adorable.”

“I understand~ Aoi-chan, my mouth is bitter~ Is there any cheesecake left?”

“I only made enough to give Mi-chan as a souvenir!”

“But that means there’s some left! Just a little bit is fine, come on!”

“Aoi-san!”

“I made it because I wanted Mi-chan to eat it!”

“I want to eat some too!”

Aoi-san probably didn’t realize that I secretly felt my heart skip a beat.

“Aoi-san, let’s bring out the cheesecake! Come on, I’ll help!”

I gave Aoi-san a nudge and headed towards the kitchen.

“Mi-chan.”

“Aoi-san, thank you! Thanks for making various things for me. I love you.”

“… … Well, about that…”

“When you said you’re making it because you want me to eat it, I got all giddy!”

“I’m the one who’s feeling all giddy right now… Can those guys leave already?”

Aoi-san seemed to be in a better mood.

He sliced the cheesecake and made sure there was enough for each person. I was happy that he took care to make it the right portion for everyone.

When we returned from the kitchen, Kouji-san’s mood had also improved, and we all started eating the cheesecake together.

“Seems like there’s not enough.”

“S-Sorry! I ended up eating quite a bit…”

“For Mi-chan, anything is okay!”

Yeah, I think Chieko-san has taken a liking to me.

… … And now, I’m feeling awkward.

Why? Well, it’s because… Chieko-san is currently sitting on Kouji-san’s lap.

Both Aoi-san and Chiharu-kun seem used to it and don’t seem bothered. But I’m bothered!

Sorry. It’s bothering me.

Moreover, Chieko-san is saying ‘ah’ for Kouji-san while still on his lap.

This is so awkward!

“Okaasan, Mi-chan is really flustered.”

“Mi-chan, just think of us as air!”

“… … Chieko-san… There is no air that insists on such a presence~”

Aoi-san handed me Darjeeling tea while speaking.

“They’re always like this… It’s easier to think of yourself as air.”

“Y-yeah.”

I’m air, I’m air… Oh, this cheesecake is really good after all!

“Mi-chan, you’re quite adaptable.”

“Well, my job involves interacting with various things and people.”

“Is it because of your job or your personality?”

“Could be both? … … The cheesecake and pudding are both delicious. Thank you, Aoi-san.”

“Don’t say that now…”

“Huh? Why?”

“I can’t pin you down.”

“Then, this timing is perfect!”

“Is it okay if I cry?”


After that, we all played together until evening, had dinner thanks to Aoi-san treating us, and then headed home.

Aoi-san probably doesn’t know that his slightly lowered head makes my heart skip a beat.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 16 (Part 2)

Chapter 16 (Part 2) – Pudding


While we were having that conversation, Aoi-san returned to the living room with a handsome man.

“Chi, you’re getting lovey-dovey with Miko again!”

“I love Miko-chan!”

“Back off!”

“Nice to meet you, I’m Kouji, Chiharu’s father. I apologize for any inconvenience my son may have caused.”

“A well-mannered person has arrived~!”

Huh? No, I think I’ve seen them somewhere before?

Where was it again?

“Oh! Are you sati-san?”

“!? … Do you know me?”

Sati, also known as “サチ” in katakana, is a legendary makeup artist and a celebrity in the advertising agency where I work!

It’s rumored that if you get makeup done by Sati-san, anything you wear – clothes, shoes, accessories – will sell like hotcakes.

“Um, can I shake your hand, please?”

“Mikoto! You don’t know about my brand, but you know about Kouji’s?”

“No one at my company is unaware of Sati-san! I’ve worked with Sati-san’s disciple, Chieko, but I’ve never received an offer from Sati-san yet!”

“… … You seem to be on good terms with Chieko.”

“Huh?”

As I looked bewildered, Chi-kun spoke up.

“It’s because my mom doesn’t like introducing someone she likes to my dad! She’s afraid that if she falls for my dad, she’ll have to start disliking them! So, if someone hasn’t worked with my dad, it means my mom likes them.”

I remained silent for a moment and then exclaimed,

“Chieko-san or Chi-chan’s mom! Or rather, Sati-san’s wife! … … Now that you mention it, Chi-chan’s hair texture might be similar to Chieko-san’s… I’ve had Chieko-san braid my hair before, and her hair is also fluffy.”

Everyone present fell silent.

What?

“Miko-chan touched Chie’s hair”

“Huh? What’s wrong? Everytime I meet Chieko-san, she always says, ‘Touch my hair~’ and hugs me.”

Everyone fell even quieter.

Wait, what’s the big deal?

Just then, the intercom rang again.

“It’s probably Chie.”

Aoi-san went to the front door to welcome Chieko-san.

When Aoi-san returned, I made eye contact with Chieko-san.

“Mi-chan~ Why are you here? Fate? It’s fate~ Give me a hug and stroke my hair~”

As always, Chieko-san hugged me tightly.

This person is truly adorable.

I couldn’t help but hug her back tightly and stroke her head.

“Chie! Don’t get all lovey-dovey with Miko, you jerk! You usually hate it when someone touches your head, but you’re letting Miko pet you!”

“I’m not being all lovey-dovey! And don’t come near Mi-chan, especially if you’re someone who’s into flirty affairs like Aoi-san!”

“Don’t put bad ideas into Miko’s head! What if she ends up disliking me!”

Chieko-san turned her back towards me as if shielding me from Aoi-san.

“Mi-chan is my girlfriend.”

“Huh? I’ll kill you.”

“I’m so done with this. Kouji, take me back quickly…”

Aoi-san’s gaze fell on Kouji-san, who was on her knees and looking down.

“Mom, Dad’s in despair. Don’t you think you should console him?”

“Protecting Mi-chan is more important.”

At Chieko-san’s words, Kouji-san slumped down.

A big man reduced to a tiny ball…

“Chieko-san, what Aoi-san is saying is true. We started dating.”

Chieko-san looked utterly hopeless.

“No, Mi-chan, I don’t want that! I’m sure there’s a better guy out there for you!”

“Yeah, that might be true, but I realized I liked Aoi-san. Even though I was the one who confessed first, I couldn’t just back down. Chieko-san, I was really happy that you were thinking about me! Thank you!”

Chieko-san’s eyes welled up slightly, and she nodded. Then, she turned to Aoi-san and said coldly,

“If you make Mi-chan cry, I’ll drown you in the bathtub.”

“That’s quietly terrifying in a real way!”

“Chieko-san, it’s okay! I think I’m more likely to make someone cry!”

“If it’s Aoi-san, feel free to cry as much as you want! I’ll allow it!”

“I really don’t want that! You two, seriously, go home!”

Aoi-san’s desperate plea was in vain, and the three of them didn’t seem to have any intention of leaving.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 16 (Part 1)

Chapter 16 (Part 1) – Pudding


When I woke up, I was being embraced by Aoi-san.

I stayed over at Aoi-san’s place yesterday.

Being in Aoi-san’s arms is calming.

Since I have the chance, I want to get closer.

I snuggle up against Aoi-san’s chest.

“Seriously, give me a break.”

“Huh?”

“Can I also rub my face against your chest?”

“Sorry, I was half asleep. Good morning.”

“… … …”

“I’m hungry.”

“You’re such a foodie… I’ll make something now.”

Aoi-san sat up.

I also sat up and extended my arms.

Looking at the bewildered Aoi-san, I tilted my head and said,

“Wanna hug?”

“… … Yes.”

Aoi-san wrapped his arms around my waist and rested his head on my chest.

“Wow… This is bad.”

“What’s wrong?”

I slowly stroked Aoi-san’s head.

“This is bad…”

“If you don’t like it, I can move away.”

“There’s no way I wouldn’t like it, right?”

“So what’s the matter?”

“Well, it feels like my ‘son’ is about to explode.”

“… … I didn’t want to hear that.”

“It can’t be helped! It’s morning, and if a guy’s favorite girl does something like this, his ‘son’ would go wild.”

“I told you I didn’t want to hear it!”

“Is it okay if I just push you down like this?”

“Obviously not! It’s obviously not okay!”

“… …”

“Chii-kun is here, and my stomach is growling.”

“What if Chi wasn’t here?”

“… …”

“I guess I’ll still have to kill Kouji.”

“Is Kouji Chi-kun’s father?”

“Yeah, exactly. Yesterday, he asked me if I could take care of Chi for a while. You see, Chi, due to his appearance, often ends up in situations like attempted kidnappings or being stalked. It’s tough for him. So, I don’t want Chi to be alone if I can help it.”

W-Well, that sounds tough.

“Well, Chi is skilled in martial arts to protect himselves, so it’s not like he would get kidnapped easily or anything. He is strong enough to take down even grown men.”

“Is that so?”

“Even though he is a bit socially awkward, he is easily get attached to people… and he is more affectionate with you than me.”

Could Aoi-san be sulking?

“Aren’t you going to have a lot of romantic moments with me from now on? And you only get to see Chii-kun occasionally, right?”

“Yeah, that’s true… But it would be nice if I could have all of you.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“… … I’m in trouble… I’ve suddenly become calm and rational… to the point that even my ‘son’ has withdrawn from me…”

Aoi-san let out a deep sigh.

For now, I gently stroked Aoi-san’s head.


After changing into the clothes I wore yesterday and putting on makeup, I headed to the living room. Aoi-san had prepared breakfast – omelets, corn soup, and bagels stuffed with plenty of ham and vegetables.

Breakfast was ready, and after a while, Chii-kun also woke up and sat next to me.

“Chi, there’s also blueberry cheesecake. What would you like?”

“Cheesecake and café au lait.”

“Understood.”

The two of them are really close.

“Miko-chan! Did you get to have a romantic time with Aoi-chan?”

“To some extent.”

“That’s great. If Miko-chan doesn’t mind, will you play with me again?”

“Of course!”

“Hehehe.”

Aoi-san, holding the cheesecake and café au lait, said with a somewhat complicated expression.

“Only occasionally! Don’t come every week, seriously.”

“I get it, Dad~”

“I’m not your dad!”

“Daddy~ Get me café au lait too!”

“… … It kinda warms my heart to be called ‘Daddy’ by you.”

“You pervert~”

“Hey!”

For some reason, I found it fun and burst into laughter.

Afterward, the three of us had breakfast together. After the meal, Aoi-san brought us Earl Grey tea, and we spent a relaxing time together.


Then, the doorbell rang.

“Is it Kouji?”

“Probably.”

Chiharu-kun’s father! I’d love to meet him!

As Aoi-san headed to the front door, Chiharu-kun clung to my arm and said

“I’d be happy if Miko-chan and Aoi-chan got married. Miko-chan, you’re so different from the other women around Aoi-chan, and Aoi-chan’s reactions are totally different too. When Aoi-chan took care of me, even if he had plans to meet other women, he would cancel them without hesitation.”

Chii-kun smiled, looking a bit embarrassed.

“Aoi-chan wants to be with someone who won’t make him break promises, and that person is you, Miko-chan. So, make Aoi-chan happy.”

“… … I’m the one who feels happier, though.”

“Aoi-chan’s cooking is delicious!”

“Are you making fun of me?”

“Miko-chan, you’re a big eater!”

It’s sad that I can’t deny that.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 14

Chapter 14 – Sleepover


I think Aoi is very fond of children.

Ever since she realized that Chiharu’s father wasn’t coming to pick him up, she’s been taking care of him diligently, like Chiharu’s own father.

“Come on, go brush your teeth.”

“Okay, Papa~”

“I’m not your daddy.”

“But you’re more like a dad than my real father.”

“Is that something to be happy about?”

“Then, am I like a mom?”

“Miko-chan is… a big eater.”

“…Yeah, that’s right.”

Chiharu laughed cutely.

It’s heartwarming.

“Let’s brush our teeth together!”

“Yeah!”

When I tried to hold Chiharu’s hand and go to the bathroom, Aoi slapped my hand away.

“Don’t just keep flirting around, you two!”

“Ao-chan is so demanding.”

“Saying childish things doesn’t make you cute.”

“Can I cry once? I was supposed to have a sweet time with you today! But it’s all ‘Chii’ this and ‘Chii’ that…”

When I looked at him with a troubled expression, Chiharu smiled and said:

“I’ll go brush my teeth, so feel free to flirt! Or maybe I’ll go to bed early, and you can take a bath together?”

Wait, you brat! Don’t say weird things!

“Mikoto!”

“Don’t expect too much, Aoi! Chii-chan, be quiet.”

“Yes.”

Both of them looked a bit disappointed, but it doesn’t matter.


After Chiharu went to brush their teeth, I peeked at Aoi’s face.

“What’s wrong?”

He was sulking completely.

I want to say, “You can’t just be all lovey-dovey when you don’t even know how long teeth brushing will take!” But I held back.

“When should we have our next date?”

“Tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow… Can I come to pick up my change of clothes?”

“…Does Miko like… me?”

“If I didn’t like you, would I be here?”

“…Yeah.”

“I do like you.”

“Aaaah, I really like you! Why is Chii here today of all days!”

You were supposed to look after him…

Looking closely, Chiharu had just come back.

“Why are you yelling, Aoi-chan? It’s scary.”

“Can I hug you once?”

“No, it’s gross.”

“Not you! Obviously, I meant Miko!”

“Why didn’t you do it while I was gone?”

“Because you came back so soon!”

“Teeth brushing doesn’t take that long, you know?”

Chiharu, you’re quite sensible.

“Since Miko-chan is feeling sorry for Aoi-chan, why don’t you give him a kiss or something!”

“That’s right, that’s right!”

What was a kiss again?

If I imitated a mouse… they might find it weird…

“If you don’t want to get hit, shut up.”

For now, I tried threatening them.

Both of them became quiet.

I reluctantly gave each of them a kiss on the cheek.

“I like Miko-chan!”

“Why are you even doing that to Chii?”

“Well, the young and fresh skin… it’s tough.”

“Your skin is also fresh, Miko-chan!”

“Calling someone with teenage skin ‘fresh’… that’s a bit too much.”

Chiharu gave a wry smile and then, as if he had thought of something, he covered my cheek with both hands and said,

“Miko-chan’s skin is soft and looks delicious!”

“…Thank you! I can’t fully agree, but I’m touched by Chii-chan’s kindness!”

“That’s why! Why are you so flirty with Chii!”

Sorry, Aoi, we kind of got lost in our own world!


While the three of us were watching TV, Chiharu yawned.

“Feeling sleepy?”

“Yeah.”

“Well then, shall we go to bed?”

“Yeah.”

“Aoi-san, I’m taking Chii-chan to the guest room.”

“Don’t sleep together.”

“Yeahhh~ i know it”

I led Chiharu to the guest room.

“Miko-chan, make sure to have some romantic time with Aoi-chan.”

“I will not do it”

“No, you must. Ao-chan deserves it.”

“It’s okay, once Chii-chan leaves, we’ll have plenty of romantic time.”

“…I don’t really mind,” Chiharu replied.

I stayed silent for a while and then said,

“Actually, I haven’t really kissed Aoi-san properly yet.”

“Huh?”

“So, I think the first time should be when we’re alone together.”

“…What’s Aoi-chan up to?”

“Well… he’s treating me really well.”

“…That’s what you like about him.”

“It’s embarrassing to say that I felt happy when you got ridiculously jealous, right?”

I couldn’t help but let out a bitter smile.

Chiharu had an angelic smile on his face as he said,

“Aoi-chan’s room is soundproofed so he can focus on work. You can flirt without worries. Goodnight.”

With that, Chiharu went into the guest room.

Soundproofed?

Even so, it’s still awkward!

As Aoi headed toward the living room where I was waiting, needless to say, I became quite restless.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 13 (Part 2)

Chapter 13 (Part 2) – Tempura


I turned around and met Aoi-san’s gaze.

“Since I’ve arranged to have beef tongue ordered, I’ll leave the cooking to Aoi-san.”

Aoi-san looked a bit complex before speaking.

“How far are you going with these jobs?”

“From cleaning up the Clumsy Brothers’ messes to assisting the boss?”

Aoi-san crossed her arms and started to worry.

Chi-kun, who had a slightly concerned look, said in a hesitant tone.

“Is Miko-chan going to decide the boss’s daughter’s birthday present too?”

“Oh, no. It’s different. His daughter emails me a list of things she wants. She got into the habit of secretly looking at the boss’s phone and sending me the emails. She’s a clever kid.”

Both Chi-kun and Aoi-san fell silent, so I decided to order pumpkin tempura, sweet potato tempura, and squid tempura next.

Lately, even the boss’s wife emails me lists of things she wants and asks for help with resolving fights.

I think to myself that they should handle their own affairs, but somehow, I end up getting involved due to my weakness.

“Miko-chan, you’re good at taking care of others.”

“Isn’t it more like meddling?”

“No, you’re caring, aren’t you?”

“Well, I guess so.”

While we were talking like that, Aoi-san’s phone rang this time.

“Oh, it’s Chi’s dad.”

“I don’t call him ‘dad.'”

“Hello, is this Kouji Yukiharu?… Huh? No, it’s impossible! I can’t do it! Come pick him up!… Didn’t I tell you I have a date today?”

Based on what Aoi-san was saying, it seems like Chi-kun’s pickup isn’t likely to come.

“It’s because they sometimes entrust me with him during his dates with his girlfriend. That’s why it turns out like this. You know, dad and mom have left me with Ao-chan before, and they’ve never come back in just two hours! Miko-chan, are you staying over at Ao-chan’s house today? Are you guys going to take a bath together and sleep together?”

“Hey! Chi-kun! What kind of promise are you making? There’s no way I’m allowing that!”

“Oh, really? Were you listening? I’m still a kid!”

“Don’t mess around!”

“Ao-chan is stingy.”

“A 12-year-old is a respectable man! Don’t let it come to your life!”

“Stingy!”

Aoi-san seems to be irritated about various things.

Or maybe Chi-kun doesn’t look 12.

Is he the type to act all grown-up at the front of the line?

“Miko-chan, is it not okay?”

“It’s not okay!”

“Geez, but I really like Miko-chan.”

“Thank you.”


It seems like Aoi-san is still talking with Chiha-kun’s dad.

“Do you like Ao-chan, Miko-chan?”

“I do.”

“What about him?”

“The part where he’s good at cooking.”

“Miko-chan, you’re quite a foodie, aren’t you?”

“… … Yeah.”

“Well, whatever! I’ll be on Miko-chan’s side. So today, I’ll sleep quietly in the guest room, so you and Ao-chan can snuggle up.”

Hey, that little brat.

I think it’s only natural for such words to come to mind.

“I won’t snuggle up.”

“You won’t snuggle up?”

“I won’t!”

“You won’t, huh?”

In the end, Aoi-san teased me!

“Well, well, you can’t really snuggle up when it’s not just the two of you, right?”

“Even when it’s just the two of us, you won’t snuggle up to me!”

“… … Really? … …”

Chi-kun’s eyebrows furrowed.

“Ao-chan, sorry about that.”

“It’s not Chi’s fault… Yukiharu will deal with it later… damn it~”

It seemed that Aoi-san had realized that we definitely wouldn’t be able to snuggle up today, and he lowered his head in frustration.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 13 (Part 1)

Chapter 13 (Part 1) – Tempura


“Alright, next is shrimp!”

“Hey, you’ve only been eating shrimp this whole time! Have some mushrooms too.”

“I don’t want to! I don’t like mushrooms!”

At the tempura restaurant, while I was feeling uneasy about its upscale nature, Aoi-san and Chi-kun ordered with a familiar attitude, ignoring me.

Honestly, if you’re not going to eat them, give the mushrooms to me.

“Chi, how about sweet potatoes or pumpkins?”

“I like them! Miko-chan likes them too!”

Those words said so casually made my heart flutter!

“I like Chi-kun too.”

“Call me Chi or Chi-chan! Please!”

Uh-oh, I’m going to die from this cuteness!

I hope my nose isn’t bleeding!

So adorable~!

“What about me, Iwabuchi?”

“What about it?”

“… …”

Aoi-san hung her head, and Chi-kun patted her on the back.

“Aoi-san!”

“What?”

“Um, I have a favor to ask… um…”

“?”

“Well, you see, a kiss.”

“!”

“Order a tempura kiss.”

“A fish, seriously?!”

“Don’t make a scene in a place like this!”

As I was getting flustered, the server who had been serving me tempura started laughing. It’s Aoi-san’s fault.

“You don’t have to be scared, just ask directly, it’s okay.”

“I-I’m sorry… Well then, please give me tempura kiss and tempura shishito pepper.”

“Understood.”

Truly a high-class restaurant!

“Ao-chan… Miko-chan is cheating.”

“She makes that cute face for anyone who gives her delicious food!”

“Huh?”

“It’s unconscious!”

“The bad part of you is your lack of self-awareness!”

Ignoring that, I sprinkle a bit of coarse salt on the tempura kiss and tempura shishito pepper that have been served to me and take a bite.

“So delicious~! Thanks for bringing me here, Aoi-san!”

For now, I express my gratitude.

The two of them fall silent for a while.

It’s Chiha-kun who speaks first.

“Anyone would want to give her food.”

“I understand.”

Aoi-san smiles and gives me a playful look.

At that moment, I realize that the vibrating sound of my phone is coming from my bag.

I wanted to ignore it, but if it’s from a client, it could be important.

Reluctantly, I take out my phone.

The screen displays “Boss.”

I sighed and told Aoi-san before answering the call.

“Iwabuchi-kun! Help me! That, um, that thing, where is it?”

“First, calm down. What are you talking about?”

“The documents, um, um…”

“… … The boss is going on a business trip tomorrow, right? I’ll give you the locations in order: A, the third drawer of Boss A’s desk; B, the red file in Ishiyama’s desk; C, the blue file in Hayama’s desk; X, the file labeled ‘For Boss’ in my computer’s folder. By the way, I’ve put everything together and given it to Ishiyama-senpai.”

“Ishiyama’s not here! I’m going to kill him! Seriously, I’m going to punch him until he spits blood!”

“… … Please calm down. You have my permission to punch him. And while you’re at it, punch Hayama too.”

“Oh, and I heard you were confessed to in front of everyone? Are you dating?”

“If you’re saying that knowing how much trouble I’ve had with the Clumsy Brothers, I’ll punch the boss. Of course, I’ll punch him until he pukes blood.”

“I-I’m sorry… Ah, I’ve got all the files now.”

“A box of beef tongue would be a nice souvenir.”

“I’m not going to Sendai, you know?”

“I know. Bring back some beef tongue.”

“… … I’ll order it online.”

“Very well. Then, I’ll expect that. Have a good time.”

“… … I’m going… There’s actually one more thing I want to ask…”

“The list of gifts for your daughter’s birthday is in the top drawer of the boss’s desk. Please choose something on your own.”

“I asked Iwabuchi-kun because I got scolded after choosing on my own.”

“Don’t act tough!”

“Yes…”

“I’ll pray for your consideration.”

I say that and hang up the phone.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 12

Chapter 12 – Confession?


Today is a “No Overtime Day”! It’s a day when we’re not supposed to work overtime.

Of course, my work is done, and I’ve finished helping out the Clumsy Brothers too. I have a date planned for later today.

“Iwabuchi-senpai!”

“What is it, Hayama?”

“I like you, Senpai Iwabuchi! Please go out with me!”

What’s with this guy? Doesn’t he realize he’s a klutz?

No, maybe even a klutz has his own way of thinking?

Is he building a wall so that he doesn’t run away in front of everyone at the company?

But he can’t escape this situation either.

“It’s impossible! I’ve never seen you as a man, Hayama! I don’t intend to in the future either! I have a boyfriend already! We’re madly in love! So, I’m sorry!”

Hayama looked pale, but he’ll probably be fine since he’s surrounded by girls who are trying to console him and make him theirs.

“Don’t you think it’s a bit too much in front of everyone?”

“But, I’ve never seen Hayama and Ishiyama-senpai as guys even for a moment.”

“Hey! Don’t just lump me in with Hayama!”

While Ishiyama-senpai was shouting, a call came in.

Of course, it was from Aoi-san.

“Hello, Aoi-san?”

“Can I come pick you up? I’m nearby since I was close by for work.”

“I just finished too. I’ll get ready right away.”

“No need to rush.”

“I’ll hurry. You know Aoi-san, if you’re alone, you’ll be surrounded by carnivores, right?”

“… …”

“Wait for me.”

“Got it.”

After hanging up the phone, I waved to Ishiyama Senpai.

“Well then, I’m going home for a date with my boyfriend.”

“A girl who can’t cook will get dumped quickly! If you break up, I’ll be there to comfort you.”

“If I get dumped, I’ll get comforted by Misato, so I won’t need you. Take care!”

I said just that and left the scene.


Today, I managed to get everything ready before Aoi-san arrived.

After waiting in front of the company for about 5 minutes, I saw Aoi-san approaching.

There were two things that caught my attention.

The first was that Aoi-san was dressed in a suit. He looked so handsome, just as I thought during our blind date!

The second was a girl, around 10 years old, clinging to Aoi-san’s arm.

… Could she be his hidden child?

“Iwabuchi! Sorry for keeping you waiting!”

No, no, instead of apologizing for making me wait, how about explaining the child first?

“Oh, is this Aoi-san’s child?”

“No, I was asked by a friend… just for two hours, they said… Sorry.”

“What’s her name?”

The adorable girl peeked at my face and said, “I heard you’re Aoi-chan’s girlfriend…”

“I’m Mikoto Iwabuchi. Nice to meet you.”

“I’m Chiharu. Can I call you Miko-chan?”

Chiharu had slightly brownish, fluffy hair that reached her shoulders, and her big round eyes were cute.

She’s so cute, but I wonder why she’s wearing pants instead of a frilly skirt, which would suit her so well.

“Oh man, she’s seriously cute! It’s fine, it’s fine! You can call me Miko-chan! If I marry Aoi-san, will Chi-chan come along?”

Aoi-san looked surprised and then said, “I know Chi is cute in appearance, but… Iwabuchi…”

As Chiharu moved away from Aoi-san, she hugged onto me.

“I want to marry Miko-chan because I like her.”

“Huh?”

“Chii! Iwabuchi belongs to me, so no! Let go!”

“Chii-chan is soft and smells nice.”

Aoi-san put his arm under Chiharu’s armpit and pulled her away from me.

“I said she’s mine too, didn’t I? Only I’m allowed to touch Iwabuchi’s boobs and pinch them! Did I give you permission?”

“Did you? I don’t remember.”

“Is that not allowed?”

“…”

Chiharu smiled sweetly.

“Aoi-chan! I’m hungry! I want tempura!”

“Tempura, huh… Iwabuchi, is tempura okay?”

“I can eat anything delicious!”

“That’s the best answer. Iwabuchi, Would you prefer eating at home or outside, Chi?”

“Is Miko going to cook?”

“I absolutely won’t cook!”

“Is that so? I want to try Miko’s cooking.”

“Go die.”

“Huh?”

“Aoi-san is the one who makes delicious things!”

“… Let’s eat out.”

Aoi-san chuckled.

“Yeah, let’s go to a good tempura place!”

When Aoi-san let go of Chiharu, she clung onto my arm.

“Hey, Chi! Let go.”

“It’s okay, Aoi-san.”

“I just don’t want any guy other than me touching you, Iwabuchi!”

Wait, does this mean Chiharu is a boy?

Even though he’s so cute?

I guess there are quite a few cute guys these days.

“Anyway, let go!”

I wrapped my free arm around Aoi-san’s arm.

“I’m hungry too! Plus, getting jealous over a child?”

“Is that so? Dammit.”

“I’m happy!”

“You’re going to keep being all sweet and clingy like this, aren’t you?”

“That’s not it! I was just genuinely happy. Tempura, tempura.”

Walking with both of them on either side, I began to walk.

There’s no point causing a scene here. I needed to eat soon, or my stomach would start rumbling, but I kept that secret to myself.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone – Chapter 11

Chapter 11 – Close Friends


It seems that there’s something special about Kawaue Aoi within me. For some reason, he tends to spoil me. All the guys I’ve been with before were always ones who wanted to be spoiled by me, so I don’t know how to handle Aoi-san’s desire to pamper me. Of course, I’m happy, but it’s a bit puzzling.

“… So, what kind of guy is the new one?”

“He’s a wild-looking handsome guy.”

“Do you have a photo?”

“Huh? Do I?”

“If you’re a woman in love, wouldn’t you set that handsome guy as your wallpaper?”

This straightforward woman is my best friend, Misato Ookuma.

We became close as colleagues at the same company. She’s a capable and cool woman on the path of an office lady. Her boyfriend seems to be a cute-type submissive guy. But that story can wait.

Right now, we’re in the cafeteria during our lunch break. I’m in the middle of reporting to Misato about my new boyfriend.

“Set it as wallpaper? Wouldn’t that be creepy?”

“Yeah, it’s creepy. But I want to see him! He’s handsome.”

“Isn’t Misato’s boyfriend handsome too?”

“Even when we’re together, he sometimes gets hit on. People always assume we’re a lesbian couple. And if I make him cross-dress, is he more cute than me, who is a handsome guy?”

“I don’t know!”

“See? That’s why show me the photo.”

I don’t quite understand, but it seems I have to show them the picture.

“Call and ask him to send it now!”

“Oh, okay…”

With no refusal rights, I took out my smartphone. After a brief call, Aoi-san answered the phone in a hurried tone.

“Hello, what’s up?”

“Oh, well, I wanted a photo of you, Aoi-san…”

“I see. I’ll send it now, so wait.”

Aoi-san said that and hung up. I waited for a while, sipping on soba noodles.

“Are you continuing the story?”

“… Aoi-san is different from the guys I’ve been with before, so I hope it continues…”

Misato was grinning at me, making the situation awkward.

At that moment, the sound of an incoming message, presumably with a photo, rang.

I opened the picture and froze.

The photo from Aoi-san was of him shirtless with a towel on his head and another towel wrapped around his waist.

Why is this happening?

Wild has become even wilder!

“Which one?… Wild~”

“He’s got six-pack abs. Who is this guy? He’s your boyfriend, right?”

“Yeah, uh, yeah.”

For now, I called Aoi-san.

“Hello?”

“Why are you sending a semi-nude picture?”

“I just got out of the bath.”

“…”

“You can set it as your wallpaper if you want.”

“I won’t do that. If I set this as my wallpaper, it’ll be too embarrassing! People might even think I’m sexually frustrated…”

“Send me a picture of yourself later. I’ll enjoy looking at it with happiness.”

“That’s creepy!”

“You hurt my feelings!”

“I couldn’t just stay silent!”

“If you don’t send me a candid photo later, I’ll take one next time we meet.”

“Okay, fine then.”

“I’ll take a sexy photo.”

“No way!”

Aoi-san hung up with a cheerful laughter.

He seems to have said something he shouldn’t have.

“So, you’ve been embraced by this wild guy.”

“He just hugged me tightly.”

“Huh? Why?”

“My stomach growled.”

“…Your appetite is something else, seriously.”

I think the same.

“But he’s a good guy, isn’t he? What about his job?”

“He’s a jewelry designer… Do you know ‘gunjo’?”

“You mean there’s a woman you don’t know?”

“I-Is it that famous?”

“Accessories with delicate craftsmanship inspired by nature that go well with any style? Even some princess is said to be a fan. But anyway… huh? The designer for gunjo?”

“Yeah…”

“Tell him to sell it cheaply for me.”

“I won’t! It’s not like I fell for him because he’s a jewelry designer!”

Misato said with a grin.

“Then, what made you fall for him?”

“He’s good at cooking!”

“…You… well, do your best.”

Misato took my smartphone and stared at Aoi-san’s photo intently.

Is it okay to seriously look at someone else’s boyfriend’s semi-nude photo?

Well, Aoi-san probably wouldn’t be embarrassed even if he’s seen.

“He has a good body.”

“Yeah…”

I couldn’t help but get close to him that morning.

His breakfast was so delicious that day…

“Senior Ookuma, what are you looking at~?”

“Huh?… Send it to my phone!”

“Who the hell are you? Go away.”

By the way, Misato doesn’t like Himekawa.

Misato handed my smartphone back to me.

“Well, it’s okay. Let him make you happy.”

“Yeah, I am. He’s making me happy.”

“No, really, you’re cute.”

Misato said that and started slurping her curry udon.

It’s only natural to want to say, “Stop splattering curry sauce in my direction.”


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 10

Chapter 10 – “Hot Sandwich” – From Aoi’s Perspective


When I woke up, there was a bare-faced Iwabuchi right in front of me. As expected, when the makeup comes off, you can see a cute aspect within the beauty.

Last night, I gave Iwabuchi some alcohol, and she got drunk.

“You can’t go home all sloppy like that, right?”

“Makeup… want to take it off.”

Reluctantly, I went to the convenience store right next to the apartment, bought makeup remover sheets, and removed Iwabuchi ‘s makeup. Once I returned from the store, Iwabuchi had fallen asleep with a soft snore. Removing Iwabuchi ‘s makeup was quite easy.

I felt like kissing her cute face, but doing so without permission could lead to accusations of harassment. I lifted her up and carried her to the living room. I wanted to keep looking at her sleeping face, so I got into bed together with her.

After watching her for a while, I thought maybe I could quietly move away once I got bored. But for some reason, I didn’t get bored.

Resting my arm as a pillow, I gently brushed aside the bangs that were on her face, and she smiled happily as if in response.

Oh no, I might just die from how cute this is.

Without thinking, I stroked her head.

Her hair was soft and fluffy, and touching it was the best feeling.

It was soothing.

Ah, it makes me happy that the necklace I made for her is around her neck.

The whiteness of her skin suits the kyanite well.

Should I make a ring with kyanite too?

This is nice, but perhaps she would look better with a slightly more mature design.

I want to make a ring and a bangle together.

The joy of seeing She wear something I created.

While savoring happiness, I continued to stroke her head.


I seemed to have fallen asleep without noticing. A while after I woke up, Iwabuchi’s eyes opened. Quickly, I pretended to still be asleep.

I could sense that she was looking at me.

“……Since we’re at it…”

She slowly leaned against my chest.

So cute!! What is this? My heart’s pounding like crazy! Seriously!

“Whoa! Too… tight… L-let go…”

I might have overdone it. My bad.

“My bad… morning…”

“Good morning… Can I ask you something?”

“What?”

“Did we do it?”

Iwabuchi said something incredible.

“Is it okay that we did it?”

“Well, it’s generally better if there’s a memory of it… But, isn’t it normal for two adults of opposite gender meeting alone to consider the possibility? Just in case?”

“Is it too late to do it now?”

“I’m hungry.”

“Right now?”

“I can’t hold it any longer.”

Right on time, Aoi’s stomach growled. At this point, all you can do is laugh.

As I burst into laughter, Aoi’s face turned red.

“You’re laughing too much.”

“I can’t help it! It’s seriously funny.”

“Okay, make food already… Wait, huh? Did I remove my makeup?”

“Yeah, you were making a fuss about wanting to remove it, so I helped you.”

“Huh? So, am I makeup-free now?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh no!”

Iwabuchi covered her face with both hands.

Even though I think there isn’t much difference without makeup, Aoi seems to be embarrassed.

“It’s too embarrassing.”

“It’s not that different, and honestly, I think you look even better without makeup. It complements the necklace I gave you.”

Aoi’s face turned even redder, and she turned away.

“Heart attack.”

“That’s my line, isn’t it?”

Aoi slowly removed her hands from her face. We found ourselves gazing at each other unintentionally. This might work out!

I instinctively leaned in, anticipating a kiss. Just as our lips were about to touch, Iwabuchi’s stomach made a silly noise, “Grrrr.”

I burst out laughing and sat up. Iwabuchi also sat up and playfully smacked my back.

“I’ll make breakfast right away.”

“I’m so embarrassed.”

“You’re making fun of me, aren’t you?”

“Do I look like I’m making fun of you?”

“You do!”

“Hmm, that’s odd. I thought I was hiding it well…”

Iwabuchi playfully smacked my back again.

She was so cute, I couldn’t resist ruffling her hair before heading to the kitchen.


For this morning’s breakfast, I made bacon and cheese hot sandwiches, onion soup, and a fresh salad with sesame dressing.

I made something quick and easy, but will Iwabuchi be pleased?

Occasionally, there are people who only have vegetable juice or acai bowls for breakfast, or they put chia seeds in everything. But She is different.

“How is it?”

“It’s delicious! Aoi would make a great wife.”

“Would you become a husband?”

“Wearing a frilly apron?”

“Gross!”

Aoi chuckled happily.

“Wouldn’t it be better if you wore it instead of me? Naked.”

“That’s even worse.”

“Isn’t it a man’s fantasy?”

“I don’t know~ and I don’t want to know~”

With each bite, Aoi smiled and moved their mouth, like a small animal being fed, tickling my nurturing instincts.

“All guys have those kinds of desires.”

“Gross.”

“You hurt my feelings!”

Looking over, Iwabuchi’s plate was already empty.

“There’s seconds if you want.”

“Nah, I might have eaten too much.”

“Then, shall we exercise?”

“…I’ll pass.”

“Don’t make me cry! I even held back from kissing you all night!”

Aoi, you’re such a gentleman! I’ve fallen for you all over again!”

“…Damn, I’m being completely played…”

As I buried my face in my hands, Iwabuchi spoke with a serious expression.

“Even though I’m like this, would you consider making me your girlfriend, Aoi?”

The unexpected words made heat rush to my face.

Iwabuchi, being mine?

I was so overwhelmed with joy that I didn’t know what to say.

“Is it a no? Too much trouble?”

“You can tell from my face, can’t you?”

“It’s bright red.”

“Isn’t that your answer?”

“Is it embarrassing?”

“Happy, actually?… Seriously, I’ll treasure you.”

Iwabuchi smiled with a sense of relief.

Looking at that smile, I made a promise in my heart to cherish Iwabuchi for the rest of my life, something that she would never know.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone – Chapter 9

Chapter 9 – Sauteed White Fish, Genovese Style


The store In the showcase that Aoi claimed as their work, there were sparkling items displayed on a velvet fabric of azure hue.

“So beautiful.”

 Aoi brought me to was truly luxurious, and I was taken aback.

“This is my creation,” Aoi said.

“It’s so beautiful.”

“Right? Do you want it?”

I glanced at the price and felt my heart might leap out of my chest at Aoi’s words.

An approaching staff member, with an incredibly salesy smile, seemed about to approach.

“I don’t need it!”

“Are you sure about that? You seem upset!”

“No, I don’t mean that. Just looking at it is enough.”

“Why not?”

Can I really say that I’m shocked by the price?

“I really want to try Aoi’s cooking soon.”

Trying to change the subject, I knew it was a bit strained, but I conveyed that I was hungry.

“…You seem kinda lewd.”

“Why would you say that? It’s not true! I’m just saying I’m starving!”

“…Sigh… Let’s buy some alcohol and go back.”

Aoi gave up, put his arm around my shoulder, and we left the store.


Purchasing white wine, rosé wine, and rosé champagne that caught my interest, I was led to an apartment so large and spacious that I couldn’t even begin to guess how much it cost.

Aoi is wealthy.

“I bet you’re popular…”

“Huh? What’s up?”

“You’re never short on female company, right?”

“I’ve been burdened by female company.”

Ah, so he is only been with demanding women. Tough luck.

“And it’s easy to bring someone to this room, right?”

“The women who come into this house are experiencing life for the first time.”

“Huh? Why’s that?”

“Because they dare to mess up my oasis of a kitchen, I don’t offer them anything.”

“Oh, they were trying to show off their feminine skills and failed?”

Aoi sighed and then said.

“Not exactly a failure… at least according to them. To me, it was a huge failure in taste… for everyone.”

“So, I don’t need to step into the kitchen? I can help with cleanup if needed.”

“There’s a dishwasher, so all you have to do is carry the dishes.”

“Huh? Is this heaven?”

“Hahaha.”

Aoi genuinely smiled, radiating happiness.

I couldn’t help but smile along.


“Welcome to my castle.”

“Are you playing the prince?”

“No, I’m playing the lord!”

“Haha… Silly lord?”

“You hurt me!”

“S-Sorry! I blurted it out without thinking!”

Aoi playfully tapped my head in response to my wry smile.

“Let’s eat. I’ll prepare something quickly, so just have a seat.”

“Okay!”

Honestly, the heavens do grant multiple blessings to those who are already blessed.

Before me, the rugged and handsome guy was elegantly enjoying the sautéed white fish, Genovese style.

I also took a slow bite of the white fish.

“Is it delicious?”

“Everything is delicious… Aoi, is there anything you’re not good at?”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Well, you seem to be good at everything.”

“I have my dislikes too! I definitely fall asleep during romantic movies, I can’t stand having my kitchen messed up, and I dislike the smell of makeup and perfume.”

“I wear makeup too. So, does that mean we can’t even kiss?”

“…Are you even interested?”

“…Not at this moment.”

Aoi downed the champagne in their glass.

“Don’t be so cautious. I’m not thinking about doing anything right now!”

“…Aoi, don’t drink too much.”

“…Yeah, I know. When you are around me, I tend to mess up my pace.”

Aoi chuckled wryly.

“Do you want some water or not??”

“May I have it?”

“Sure, wait a sec.”

While Aoi got some water, I took a bite of the white fish.

It’s so delicious.

Aoi would make a good wife.

As I thought that, something descended from above.

Looking up, Aoi was standing behind me, lowering a necklace in front of me.

“I’m doing it.”

“Huh?”

“This is a prototype, so it’s different from what you’d find in a store. Please don’t worry and accept it.”

“…I’m curious.”

“Should I have taken you to the store?”

The necklace swaying before me had a design with silver leaves sprouting from a blue stone, making it look cute.

“Kyanite, while not a very expensive stone itself, has the effect of enhancing inspiration. Wouldn’t that be good for your work?”

Aoi slowly put the necklace around my neck.

“Is it too childish for you?”

“…But I like it.”

“…”

“Out of all the creations of yours I’ve seen, this one might be my favorite.”

Aoi let out a soft sigh.

“Fall for me.”

“I like you… probably…”

“Probably, huh? Well then, compared to those two guys who were there the other day, how about me?”

“I love Aoi!”

“…Huh?”

I finished the remaining champagne.

“Compared to those two, I really, really, really, really love you, Aoi!”

Aoi looked quite surprised.

“I thought those guys were quite handsome, you know?”

“Even if they have good looks, I hate those bumbling brothers! They’re annoying. Like, today, when I said I was going to Aoi’s house, they kept bothering me not to go because they thought you would eat me! Aoi would never do something like that, right? Right?”

“…Wait, did I just get nailed?”

“Did I hit the nail on the head?”

“You definitely did!”

Somehow, I smiled at the somewhat dejected Aoi.

“After we finish eating, I should leave.”

“You should stay the night.”

“Huh?”

“Don’t worry, the guest room has a lock. I want to talk with you more than anything else.”

Hey, are you trying to give me a heart attack from cuteness?

“…Is this a well-practiced approach?”

“It’s my first time using this approach!”

Aoi grinned.

What should I do?

Aoi poured champagne into my glass, then handed it to me.

I drank it all in one go.

Yes, it’s needless to say that I got completely tipsy.