Lao Liu Pretends to Be Obedient and Tricks Me [E-Sports]

Author:  Gǎng wénmíng shù xīnfēng (港文明树新风)

Sinopsis:

The esports world is going wild.

The powerhouse team AVG just signed newcomer [Unique]—

Wait, isn’t that the entertainment streamer who became famous for hiding his points?!

Weibo instantly crashed:

[Top Comment]: [Did the AVG manager get kidnapped? Is the Steel Gun team poaching Lao Liu?!]

[Second Comment]: [Solve hates Voldemort players the most—he’s just waiting for this small streamer to get kicked out of the base. #candle#]

[Third Comment]: [I bet a bag of spicy noodles that Unique will win his debut match. #funny#]

But everyone forgot to check his smurfs!

When Ji Wei 1v4-ed an entire squad and swept MVP in the finals—

Netizens: Where did you buy those cheats?!

Anti-fans: We agreed to hide our strength together, but you’ve been secretly grinding weapons. No respect for martial arts!

Ji Wei (well-behaved.jpg): It’s just luck ^_^

Meanwhile, the team manager’s head has been pounding.

[Solve] Yin Sijue—AVG’s captain and ace striker—is infamous for despising players who hide their stats.
And the newcomer, Unique, is a master-level “Voldemort” player. Naturally, the two don’t get along.

The manager was all set to step in and mediate—
Until one night, he pushed open the training room door and froze.

Under the dim light, his captain had the newcomer pressed against the computer case, kissing him. The rookie clutched his jersey, eyes red.

Manager: “…”

Okay… no need for mediation anymore.

Wait—this might be an even bigger problem!

A day later, shocking news broke during a livestream, and Weibo exploded with questions:

– Why is Solve always showing up in Unique’s bed at night… oh, wait, I mean in the dormitory?!

[AVG Official Blog (Play-Dead Version): Don’t ask. The only thing I’m asking is: Excellent Coaching Performance in the Team :)]

[Character Setup]

Cat-like gunman—sweet on the outside, claws bared at enemies × Publicly aloof, privately manipulative—Jealous Assault.

[Reading Guide]

  1. A PUBG esports story. Knowing the game isn’t required, but it might enhance the fun. Some maneuvers are literally inhuman.
  2. Expect identity reveals—no spoilers here.
  3. Livestream / forum / team voice-chat–style public executions included.
  4. Tournament formats and schedules are fictionalized for plot purposes.

“Doesn’t the captain hate Lao Liu the most?”

“Yeah.” Yin Sijue pinched someone’s neck. “So you can only hide in my arms.”

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