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Lao Liu Pretends to Be Obedient and Tricks Me [E-Sports] – Chapter 60


Chapter 60 – My CP Didn’t End in BE!


[WEI] used the UZI submachine gun to defeat [NS_Sun].

[AVG_Solve] used the M24 sniper rifle to defeat [NS_Moon].

There were still twenty-eight teams left. The livestream wasn’t focused on AVG; the commentators had just finished watching the other players’ exciting matches when they were distracted by the kill announcement on the right side of the screen.

[“Huh? Did Solve just use a sniper rifle?”]

[“Tears of Time. The last time he used a sniper rifle in a tournament was two years ago at PGC.”]

[“This makes me want to relive that famous sniper-rifle scene.”]

[“Search the 12998 livestream for a player’s perspective. He’s setting up a rifle for Unique.”]

[“Setting up a rifle? My goodness. Some guys even forget their guns to please their wives.”]

[“Swapping positions publicly in the game and covering your ID — that can be a PUBG couples’ scandal.”]

From the commentary booth, Rex watched speechlessly as his good friend diligently played second fiddle: helping with gunning, managing health, and intentionally giving the final blow to Unique, which caused Ji Wei to lead the game by a huge margin.

He said sourly, “I’ve known Solve for over four years. When we were duo-queuing, I asked him to help with gunning, but he ignored me and just rushed out to get my kill.”

Yamy’s expression instantly betrayed understanding. “That guy must be… different from—um—right?”

[“Okay, host, I know what you’re saying.”]

[“Brother, so cute—he typed his wife on the public screen.”]

In the first match, AVG won without a doubt. On the personal stats panel, [WEI]‘s final kill count was twenty: over ten ahead of second-place Solve.

Even after the mid-roll commercials, the discussion on the comment board continued non-stop.

[“This is terrifying…”]

[“You only see this kind of craziness in casual matches. Getting ten kills in a single match in a major tournament is impressive.”]

[“Before, I thought this team’s strength was Unique’s ability to hold down Solve. Now, it seems uncertain who will hold down whom.”]

[“Wei was once known for being a lancer. It was only when he and SJUE played in a four-person squad that they actually teamed up for a lance fight. They’re both amazing.”]

[“Who would have guessed? I came to watch a game, but I was drawn to these two pro players. They’re so handsome—every bit as good as celebrities.”]

During the intermission, the organizers found Ji Wei drinking coffee in the lounge.

A staff member gave a flattering smile. “Unique, can I discuss something with you?”

Ji Wei was on the sofa, scrolling through Weibo. Seeing the reversal in public opinion, he had already calmed down and asked, dazedly, “What’s it?”

“It’s just… we invited a few idols to the All-Star Game this time, and their appearance fees are quite high. Can you kill them later in the next game? Otherwise the fans will probably protest, and we’ll be at a disadvantage.”

“Ah!” Ji Wei suddenly remembered that there were more than just professional players on the field. He smiled apologetically at the staff. “I won’t fight them for a while, don’t worry.”

“Thank you, thank you!”

After the staff left, Yin Sijue—who had been neglected for quite some time—tugged at Ji Wei’s sleeve. “Pay attention to me, Weiwei. Why are you ignoring me after the match?”

Oh my god, Weiwei. Not wanting to break his composure, Ji Wei tilted his neck sharply to the side and angrily imitated Yin Sijue’s words: “I’ll settle the score with you when we get back tonight!”

The second game was set on the desert map. After experiencing the terror of being dominated by Wei, the players decided to scatter and avoid clustering in crowded areas.

But some people, once they unleash their firepower, are like a flood—impossible to stop.

Ji Wei landed, picked up a gun, and immediately drove a pickup truck around the map, killing anyone they came across. Within a short time, he and Yin Sijue had eliminated half the enemies on the field.

Of course, he didn’t forget the staff’s instructions and let the celebrity guests invited by the organizers go.

He had already checked: the celebrities invited this time were all newbies with little gaming experience. It was easy to distinguish the movements of new players from those of pros. Ji Wei, seeing the “bots” wandering around, simply drove past them.

The commentary booth erupted in laughter at the sight of him casually ignoring the newcomers.

[“Wow, wow, wow, someone’s playing with me!”]

[“Thank you, WEI, for sparing my brother! Help! How could an all-around ace play like this?”]

[“He even worked around the network lag. I thought the organizers had added bots.”]

[“I didn’t dare laugh at others. This is exactly how I play games.”]

When the match reached the third round, the few remaining players gathered in a residential area, intending to tacitly target the AVG squad. However, Ji Wei—completely unhinged—strapped a C4 bomb to his pickup truck and drove straight into the area, blowing everyone up.

Naturally, Ji Wei and Yin Sijue perished along with the others in the explosion. In the end, the two idols invited by the organizers inexplicably won the game.

[“?? I’m so impressed they could win like this!”]

[“This level of chaos is rare!”]

[“Those two were just scavenging in the jungle when they suddenly won the match!”]

[“Oh my god, my brother is completely stunned! Help!”]

The idols’ unlikely victory propelled the All-Star Game to the top of the trending searches, boosting the already soaring popularity of the livestream.

By the third match, on the Rainforest map, all the players had learned a valuable survival trick from the previous round: Unique doesn’t kill newbies—only pro players.

The two celebrities had to appear on camera since they were invited by the organizers. It was understandable that they weren’t targeted. But who said the pros couldn’t take advantage of this loophole?

So, in this round, everyone tacitly started bot-ing.

Pretending to forget to press the parachute button and falling into the sea was just the basics. Everyone else focused more on showing off their laggy movement, clumsy footwork, and the way they stood motionless while looting.

Yes—just like how Unique taught everyone to act like a PUBG expert on his livestream—now pro players were being forced to bot in an open tournament.

Ji Wei only realized something was off after passing five or six “bots” in a row.

“Did the organizers match me with bots this round?”

Yin Sijue suppressed a laugh. “I think they’re faking it.”

“…….”

Ji Wei backed up the car and started examining each passing player one by one. Sure enough, something wasn’t right.

This one knows how to climb to the rooftop—he’s not a novice. Kill him.

This one fires a light machine gun without reload anxiety—he’s not a novice. Kill him.

This teammate, when attacked, immediately pops a smoke screen instead of recklessly trying to revive—he’s not a novice. Kill him.

Black skin. Kill him.

A battle royale game had turned into a sniper game.

However, in the finals, Ji Wei’s excessive focus on identifying “bots” exposed his position. A single gunshot from the “bot” Kelly finished him off. Ultimately, UGC won the final round.

[“Ahahahahaha—aa…”]

[“Who would’ve thought the organizers invited two popular celebrities, but in the end, all the talk would still be about Unique?”]

[“Everyone’s reactions were hilarious! I’m saving this for the Spring Festival Gala!”]

Thanks to Ji Wei’s incredible performance in the first match, AVG still secured the All-Star championship without a doubt, based on total points.

Streamers descended from above as Yamy guided the two players to center stage, handed the championship trophy to Ji Wei, and said with a smile: “You’re the center of attention today. Let me do a quick interview. Unique lost the last game to Kelly. Do you have anything to say to him?”

Ji Wei tilted his head in thought for a moment before replying, “He’s quite talented at bot-ing. I just hope he doesn’t use it at Worlds.”

Yamy stifled a laugh and turned to Yin Sijue, teasing, “It seems like Unique stole all the limelight today. Is Solve a little disappointed?”

Yin Sijue answered slowly, “Not as disappointed as if Unique ignored me.”

The tens of thousands of spectators immediately erupted into gossipy screams. In front of them, the live black camera spun 360 degrees around the two of them.

Ji Wei looked at Yin Sijue in horror, his hand reaching behind his back to pinch the man’s firm lower waist.

Yin Sijue didn’t even flinch. He simply blinked down at him, smiling softly.

Yamy: “…Okay, I really shouldn’t be on stage anymore—I should be backstage. Last question.”

“Anything you want to say to everyone?”

Without hesitation, Yin Sijue handed the microphone to Ji Wei.

Ji Wei accepted it, not really knowing what to say, and took a deep breath.

The lights blazed in front of him, and the crowd buzzed with anticipation. Unlike the playoffs, the audience here waved Unique-themed banners in clusters of three or four.

This game was just a minor milestone in his life. Ji Wei thought, everything will get better, but most importantly—

“I’m back,” he whispered softly into the mic.

In the truest sense, he had reclaimed what he had once lost. He was back.

For a moment, the arena fell silent. Then, as the words sank in, the audience erupted in thunderous applause. Millions of hands shattered the air with their clapping, and cheers filled every corner of the venue.

The All-Star Game had ended, but the night’s events sparked an unprecedented long-tail effect online.

For JueWei CP fans, the past two days had been a rollercoaster ride.

The couple they were madly shipping suddenly revealed that one of them had a “white moonlight.” The fandom spun it into a “double” meme, twisting the once-sweet love story into a bitter one. People wailed, searching for sweetness among the shards of glass. Hearts shattered. Arguments broke out between their own “Top x White Moonlight” CP factions.

The two JueWei camps fought all night, going viral. The self-proclaimed “scumbag” trended at the very top of the hot search list, while Solve received more criticism in a single day than he had after losing at PGC.

Fans wanted to retaliate, but were forced to admit: it all seemed true. From the faintest clues, Solve had never really forgotten that “white moonlight.”

The sky is falling! My fanbase is doomed!

Soon, countless Weibo users found their accounts blacklisted or deleted. Some tearfully sold off their sold-out Solve & Unique dolls on second-hand platforms at bargain prices.

Everyone treated tonight’s All-Star Game as their final celebration. Afterward, Juewei fans dispersed, going their separate ways. The official fan clubs formally cut ties as well.

No one could have imagined that Ji Wei would reveal his identity during the open tournament—single-handedly pulling the trigger and blasting countless WEI fans. Early Tieba veterans tearfully exclaimed: “This is the god I used to support, the one who came and went without a trace!”

It turned out the master hadn’t quit the game—only the online community. The sniper king had returned!

It turned out the couple didn’t have a body-double meme at all—it was a childhood-sweetheart meme. They’d been the same person all along!

The top three trending searches on Weibo were dominated by related topics:

#Unique WEI# (explosive)

#Aurora TV All-Star Game#

#JueWeicpf The clown is actually me#

Non-gamers who stumbled across the tag clicked in out of confusion and emerged in amazement, unanimously following the “JueWeicp” super topic.

Amidst the chorus of joy and sorrow, a Weibo post by @Jueweitianxiadian’s wife shot to the top of the trending feed.

The post contained a screenshot of something she had hidden two nights ago after being criticized—a speculation that Unique and WEI were actually the same person:

@Jueweitianxiadian: [Please, Heaven, distinguish between loyalty and treachery! [Image]]

The comments on this post had now turned into a flood of self-mockery:

[Apologies for arguing with my wife yesterday QAQ]

[After tonight, I guess I have a spot in the circus.]

[Who would have thought the legendary Gunman and the top-tier Lao Liu were actually the same person?]

[Ji Wei, you’ve deceived your mother so badly.]

[Now I just hope Weiwei never sees the 800-word essay I DMed him cursing out WEI God.]

[Wait—I posted one too, and I can’t delete it now…]

[I’m from Tieba, just made a Weibo account. From now on, I’ll be living on my wife’s page.]

Just like that, a two-day war of words was overturned by Ji Wei in only three matches.

At the center of all this public attention, Ji Wei had already returned to the hotel with Yin Sijue. The moment the door locked, Ji Wei strode straight to his suitcase, stomping his feet heavily on the carpet, his anger plain to see.

They had slept together on the first night in Taipei. The room Xu Shaoqiu had booked for Ji Wei had gone completely unused. Now Ji Wei was silently packing his luggage, preparing to move out.

Yin Sijue, genuinely panicked, quickly pulled the suitcase out of his hands. “Don’t be angry, Weiwei.”

“I didn’t mean to hide it from you. I was just worried—”

“What are you worried about?” Ji Wei cut him off, collapsing onto the sofa with reddened eyes and clenched fists.

He hadn’t felt so aggrieved at first, but the moment Yin Sijue spoke, the emotions he’d been holding back surged through him like a tidal wave. His chest heaved with anger, and his voice came out low and sharp, every word cutting like a blade.

“Yin Sijue, I hate you being like this.”


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