IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 17

Chapter 17 – Pancake with no taste


I’m on a shopping date with Masato.

Masato’s sense of style is the best and strongest.

I become a mannequin.

Because if I leave it to Masato, she will choose the perfect clothes to my taste, consult with my closet without my permission, and discern what’s worth buying and what’s not.

Shopping with Masato is fun!

Because there are no mistakes.

“Masato, I’m hungry.”

“…Didn’t we have lunch earlier?”

“My stomach and legs are asking for a break.”

“…I understand. Let’s take a break at that café.”

“Yay!”

I pushed Masato’s back and entered the café.

I ordered café au lait and pancakes at the café.

Masato is drinking black coffee.

So cool.

“So? How was it with Wild-san?”

“How was what?”

“You did it, right?”

“… …”

“Wild-san had a good body, you know.”

“I’m sorry, not yet.”

“Why?”

“W-Well, actually…”

When I talked about the day before yesterday and yesterday, Masato hit me.

“Isn’t it unfair to Wild-san… I got it. After this, let’s go buy some compensation underwear for Wild-san.”

“Is that necessary?”

“Of course it is! Let’s go buy some really sexy underwear that will make people go crazy when they see it”

“Do I have to wear it?”

“I have erotic underwear, you know.”

“You… have them?”

“It’s rarer not to have them at your age.”

“I-Is that so?… And, I’m the one who’s going to wear it?”

“Put them on!”

“Okay… I’m sorry.”

At that moment, I couldn’t really taste the pancakes I was eating.


“Masato-san! This is impossible! It’s completely impossible for me!”

I trust Masato’s sense, but this sheer, translucent purple underwear is beyond my comfort level!

“It suits you, don’t worry.”

“No, it’s impossible. Please forgive me.”

“He’s a sexy, wild handsome guy. We need to be bold like this.”

“Being too bold might scare him away, Masato-sama!”

“Fool.”

“Being a fool is fine. Please forgive me.”

“Well, at least try this.”

What Masato handed me was a plain black sheer underwear, unlike the purple one.

It’s less sheer than the purple one.

Maybe this is okay?

At that moment, I had no idea that I was falling into Masato’s trap.


When I got home, I received a call from Aoi-san.

“Hello?”

“Is now a good time?”

“Yeah, it’s fine.”

“Did you have fun today?”

“Well, it was okay… We went shopping, had a meal, watched a movie, and came back. Aoi, what kind of movies do you like? You said you’re not into romance movies, right? What do you like?”

“Action… Ahhh, I shouldn’t have made this call.”

“Why?… I was happy.”

“You’ll start wanting to see me.”

I’m going to die from the cuteness!

Aoi-san is trying to kill me.

“Why?”

“…I’m going to die.”

“Why?”

“…I like you.”

“…Ahhhh~ I’m going to die from the cuteness!”

Aoi-san, those lines are meant for me.

“Let’s meet this weekend,” Aoi-san said.

“Yeah.”

“I’ll make something delicious.”

“Yeah.”

“…Well, I’ll call you again.”

“…Sure, good night.”

After the call ended, I dove onto the bed and kicked my feet in excitement.

Is it really that weird to be all mushy and excited by myself?

In my heart, I couldn’t let anyone know that I thought it felt like I was a middle schooler with a crush on someone for the first time.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 16 (Part 3)

Chapter 16 (Part 3) – Pudding


Right now, I’m truly surrounded by them.

“Release the hostage and leave immediately!”

“But Mi-chan, this is a chance to hang out with you privately! It’s well-known within our agency that if we get along with you, it’ll lead to success!”

“Chie, do something about Kouji right now!”

Looking around, I saw Kouji-san sitting cross-legged in the corner, sulking.

“Kouji is annoying! He’s always lovey-dovey with Chie and it’s annoying, but today it’s even more annoying!”

I smiled at Chieko-san.

“I was really surprised. To think that Chieko-san’s always talked about loving her doting husband, and it turned out to be Kouji-san!”

“It’s quite well-known, actually. Although I didn’t want to introduce Kouji-chan to Mi-chan.”

“… I admired Sati-san, but I don’t have romantic feelings or anything like that! It’s ridiculous to think I would develop such feelings knowing that all the stories you told about your husband were, things Sati-san did! And, on top of that, you even have such a cute child! Please share some of your happiness with me too!”

“Yeah! I’ll go comfort Kouji-chan a bit!”

“Okay!”

For some reason, Aoi-san handed me a caramel-covered pudding.

Without hesitation, I took the spoon and brought the pudding to my mouth.

Unlike the typical flan-like pudding, this one had the bittersweet taste of caramel, giving it an adult flavor!

“I love this caramel.”

“I’m healed by Mi-chan’s smile.”

Aoi-san seemed quite exhausted.

“When you’re tired, sweets are the way to go! Here you go, Aoi-san. Say ‘ah’.”

Aoi-san eagerly took the pudding I offered and took a big bite.

“This is so soothing~”

“That’s right! Sweet things are really comforting, aren’t they?”

“Idiot, you’re the one soothing Aoi, right, Mi-chan?”

“I’m soothed by Mi-chan too!”

“Yes, yes! Say ‘ah’.”

“… … It’s bitter.”

“Hey, why are you giving some to Chi too? Give back my moe and kyuu!”

Aoi-san furrowed his brow in dissatisfaction.

I chuckled and replied, , “Well, you know, Aoi-san. I shared some of Aoi-san’s pudding because it made me feel happy, and I thought it would be better if we all became happy together!”

“… … Damn it! You’re adorable.”

“I understand~ Aoi-chan, my mouth is bitter~ Is there any cheesecake left?”

“I only made enough to give Mi-chan as a souvenir!”

“But that means there’s some left! Just a little bit is fine, come on!”

“Aoi-san!”

“I made it because I wanted Mi-chan to eat it!”

“I want to eat some too!”

Aoi-san probably didn’t realize that I secretly felt my heart skip a beat.

“Aoi-san, let’s bring out the cheesecake! Come on, I’ll help!”

I gave Aoi-san a nudge and headed towards the kitchen.

“Mi-chan.”

“Aoi-san, thank you! Thanks for making various things for me. I love you.”

“… … Well, about that…”

“When you said you’re making it because you want me to eat it, I got all giddy!”

“I’m the one who’s feeling all giddy right now… Can those guys leave already?”

Aoi-san seemed to be in a better mood.

He sliced the cheesecake and made sure there was enough for each person. I was happy that he took care to make it the right portion for everyone.

When we returned from the kitchen, Kouji-san’s mood had also improved, and we all started eating the cheesecake together.

“Seems like there’s not enough.”

“S-Sorry! I ended up eating quite a bit…”

“For Mi-chan, anything is okay!”

Yeah, I think Chieko-san has taken a liking to me.

… … And now, I’m feeling awkward.

Why? Well, it’s because… Chieko-san is currently sitting on Kouji-san’s lap.

Both Aoi-san and Chiharu-kun seem used to it and don’t seem bothered. But I’m bothered!

Sorry. It’s bothering me.

Moreover, Chieko-san is saying ‘ah’ for Kouji-san while still on his lap.

This is so awkward!

“Okaasan, Mi-chan is really flustered.”

“Mi-chan, just think of us as air!”

“… … Chieko-san… There is no air that insists on such a presence~”

Aoi-san handed me Darjeeling tea while speaking.

“They’re always like this… It’s easier to think of yourself as air.”

“Y-yeah.”

I’m air, I’m air… Oh, this cheesecake is really good after all!

“Mi-chan, you’re quite adaptable.”

“Well, my job involves interacting with various things and people.”

“Is it because of your job or your personality?”

“Could be both? … … The cheesecake and pudding are both delicious. Thank you, Aoi-san.”

“Don’t say that now…”

“Huh? Why?”

“I can’t pin you down.”

“Then, this timing is perfect!”

“Is it okay if I cry?”


After that, we all played together until evening, had dinner thanks to Aoi-san treating us, and then headed home.

Aoi-san probably doesn’t know that his slightly lowered head makes my heart skip a beat.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 16 (Part 2)

Chapter 16 (Part 2) – Pudding


While we were having that conversation, Aoi-san returned to the living room with a handsome man.

“Chi, you’re getting lovey-dovey with Miko again!”

“I love Miko-chan!”

“Back off!”

“Nice to meet you, I’m Kouji, Chiharu’s father. I apologize for any inconvenience my son may have caused.”

“A well-mannered person has arrived~!”

Huh? No, I think I’ve seen them somewhere before?

Where was it again?

“Oh! Are you sati-san?”

“!? … Do you know me?”

Sati, also known as “サチ” in katakana, is a legendary makeup artist and a celebrity in the advertising agency where I work!

It’s rumored that if you get makeup done by Sati-san, anything you wear – clothes, shoes, accessories – will sell like hotcakes.

“Um, can I shake your hand, please?”

“Mikoto! You don’t know about my brand, but you know about Kouji’s?”

“No one at my company is unaware of Sati-san! I’ve worked with Sati-san’s disciple, Chieko, but I’ve never received an offer from Sati-san yet!”

“… … You seem to be on good terms with Chieko.”

“Huh?”

As I looked bewildered, Chi-kun spoke up.

“It’s because my mom doesn’t like introducing someone she likes to my dad! She’s afraid that if she falls for my dad, she’ll have to start disliking them! So, if someone hasn’t worked with my dad, it means my mom likes them.”

I remained silent for a moment and then exclaimed,

“Chieko-san or Chi-chan’s mom! Or rather, Sati-san’s wife! … … Now that you mention it, Chi-chan’s hair texture might be similar to Chieko-san’s… I’ve had Chieko-san braid my hair before, and her hair is also fluffy.”

Everyone present fell silent.

What?

“Miko-chan touched Chie’s hair”

“Huh? What’s wrong? Everytime I meet Chieko-san, she always says, ‘Touch my hair~’ and hugs me.”

Everyone fell even quieter.

Wait, what’s the big deal?

Just then, the intercom rang again.

“It’s probably Chie.”

Aoi-san went to the front door to welcome Chieko-san.

When Aoi-san returned, I made eye contact with Chieko-san.

“Mi-chan~ Why are you here? Fate? It’s fate~ Give me a hug and stroke my hair~”

As always, Chieko-san hugged me tightly.

This person is truly adorable.

I couldn’t help but hug her back tightly and stroke her head.

“Chie! Don’t get all lovey-dovey with Miko, you jerk! You usually hate it when someone touches your head, but you’re letting Miko pet you!”

“I’m not being all lovey-dovey! And don’t come near Mi-chan, especially if you’re someone who’s into flirty affairs like Aoi-san!”

“Don’t put bad ideas into Miko’s head! What if she ends up disliking me!”

Chieko-san turned her back towards me as if shielding me from Aoi-san.

“Mi-chan is my girlfriend.”

“Huh? I’ll kill you.”

“I’m so done with this. Kouji, take me back quickly…”

Aoi-san’s gaze fell on Kouji-san, who was on her knees and looking down.

“Mom, Dad’s in despair. Don’t you think you should console him?”

“Protecting Mi-chan is more important.”

At Chieko-san’s words, Kouji-san slumped down.

A big man reduced to a tiny ball…

“Chieko-san, what Aoi-san is saying is true. We started dating.”

Chieko-san looked utterly hopeless.

“No, Mi-chan, I don’t want that! I’m sure there’s a better guy out there for you!”

“Yeah, that might be true, but I realized I liked Aoi-san. Even though I was the one who confessed first, I couldn’t just back down. Chieko-san, I was really happy that you were thinking about me! Thank you!”

Chieko-san’s eyes welled up slightly, and she nodded. Then, she turned to Aoi-san and said coldly,

“If you make Mi-chan cry, I’ll drown you in the bathtub.”

“That’s quietly terrifying in a real way!”

“Chieko-san, it’s okay! I think I’m more likely to make someone cry!”

“If it’s Aoi-san, feel free to cry as much as you want! I’ll allow it!”

“I really don’t want that! You two, seriously, go home!”

Aoi-san’s desperate plea was in vain, and the three of them didn’t seem to have any intention of leaving.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 16 (Part 1)

Chapter 16 (Part 1) – Pudding


When I woke up, I was being embraced by Aoi-san.

I stayed over at Aoi-san’s place yesterday.

Being in Aoi-san’s arms is calming.

Since I have the chance, I want to get closer.

I snuggle up against Aoi-san’s chest.

“Seriously, give me a break.”

“Huh?”

“Can I also rub my face against your chest?”

“Sorry, I was half asleep. Good morning.”

“… … …”

“I’m hungry.”

“You’re such a foodie… I’ll make something now.”

Aoi-san sat up.

I also sat up and extended my arms.

Looking at the bewildered Aoi-san, I tilted my head and said,

“Wanna hug?”

“… … Yes.”

Aoi-san wrapped his arms around my waist and rested his head on my chest.

“Wow… This is bad.”

“What’s wrong?”

I slowly stroked Aoi-san’s head.

“This is bad…”

“If you don’t like it, I can move away.”

“There’s no way I wouldn’t like it, right?”

“So what’s the matter?”

“Well, it feels like my ‘son’ is about to explode.”

“… … I didn’t want to hear that.”

“It can’t be helped! It’s morning, and if a guy’s favorite girl does something like this, his ‘son’ would go wild.”

“I told you I didn’t want to hear it!”

“Is it okay if I just push you down like this?”

“Obviously not! It’s obviously not okay!”

“… …”

“Chii-kun is here, and my stomach is growling.”

“What if Chi wasn’t here?”

“… …”

“I guess I’ll still have to kill Kouji.”

“Is Kouji Chi-kun’s father?”

“Yeah, exactly. Yesterday, he asked me if I could take care of Chi for a while. You see, Chi, due to his appearance, often ends up in situations like attempted kidnappings or being stalked. It’s tough for him. So, I don’t want Chi to be alone if I can help it.”

W-Well, that sounds tough.

“Well, Chi is skilled in martial arts to protect himselves, so it’s not like he would get kidnapped easily or anything. He is strong enough to take down even grown men.”

“Is that so?”

“Even though he is a bit socially awkward, he is easily get attached to people… and he is more affectionate with you than me.”

Could Aoi-san be sulking?

“Aren’t you going to have a lot of romantic moments with me from now on? And you only get to see Chii-kun occasionally, right?”

“Yeah, that’s true… But it would be nice if I could have all of you.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“… … I’m in trouble… I’ve suddenly become calm and rational… to the point that even my ‘son’ has withdrawn from me…”

Aoi-san let out a deep sigh.

For now, I gently stroked Aoi-san’s head.


After changing into the clothes I wore yesterday and putting on makeup, I headed to the living room. Aoi-san had prepared breakfast – omelets, corn soup, and bagels stuffed with plenty of ham and vegetables.

Breakfast was ready, and after a while, Chii-kun also woke up and sat next to me.

“Chi, there’s also blueberry cheesecake. What would you like?”

“Cheesecake and café au lait.”

“Understood.”

The two of them are really close.

“Miko-chan! Did you get to have a romantic time with Aoi-chan?”

“To some extent.”

“That’s great. If Miko-chan doesn’t mind, will you play with me again?”

“Of course!”

“Hehehe.”

Aoi-san, holding the cheesecake and café au lait, said with a somewhat complicated expression.

“Only occasionally! Don’t come every week, seriously.”

“I get it, Dad~”

“I’m not your dad!”

“Daddy~ Get me café au lait too!”

“… … It kinda warms my heart to be called ‘Daddy’ by you.”

“You pervert~”

“Hey!”

For some reason, I found it fun and burst into laughter.

Afterward, the three of us had breakfast together. After the meal, Aoi-san brought us Earl Grey tea, and we spent a relaxing time together.


Then, the doorbell rang.

“Is it Kouji?”

“Probably.”

Chiharu-kun’s father! I’d love to meet him!

As Aoi-san headed to the front door, Chiharu-kun clung to my arm and said

“I’d be happy if Miko-chan and Aoi-chan got married. Miko-chan, you’re so different from the other women around Aoi-chan, and Aoi-chan’s reactions are totally different too. When Aoi-chan took care of me, even if he had plans to meet other women, he would cancel them without hesitation.”

Chii-kun smiled, looking a bit embarrassed.

“Aoi-chan wants to be with someone who won’t make him break promises, and that person is you, Miko-chan. So, make Aoi-chan happy.”

“… … I’m the one who feels happier, though.”

“Aoi-chan’s cooking is delicious!”

“Are you making fun of me?”

“Miko-chan, you’re a big eater!”

It’s sad that I can’t deny that.


IHEFE

Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 15

Chapter 15 – Blueberry Cheesecake


After sending Chiharu-kun to the guest room and returning to the living room, Aoi-san embraced me tightly.

“Hey, Chi… Chi’s in the room!”

“It’s just hugging tightly! I mean, Chi’s parents will French kiss without hesitation in front of him”

“Aoi-san, you should stop that.”

“I’m not the kind of person who can be stopped.”

What kind of people are Chiharu-kun’s parents? Like, are they of Latin descent?

“Anyway, let go.”

“…”

“Aoi-san?”

“…I must be out of my mind today… I’m sorry.”

Aoi-san slowly let go of me.

“Go take a bath. I took one with Chi.”

“Yeah… Aoi-san.”

“Hmm?”

“I love you.”

“Why are you saying that now?”

“Because I think Aoi-san is an amazing person.”

“Do you have any idea how much I’ve been holding back?”

“I love you.”

“Dammit.”

“I’m going to take a bath.”

“Can I join you?”

“I’ll gouge your eyeballs out.”

“Yes. I’m sorry.”

I chuckled and headed to the bathroom.


After getting out of the bath and drying my hair, I went to the living room where Aoi-san had cut a cheesecake with plenty of blueberry jam on top.

“Even though Chiharu-kun fell asleep, you’re going to eat now?”

“If I eat in front of Chi when he’s full, wouldn’t that be pitiful? I’ll save it for tomorrow for Chi…. even if it costs me my life…”

When Aoi-san turned his face toward me, he froze.

“What’s wrong?”

“You’re dangerously sexy.”

“Oh, didn’t you prepare it for me to wear, Aoi-san?”

My current outfit consisted of Aoi-san’s gray T-shirt and his unused boxer shorts. Aoi-san’s T-shirt was big and comfortable.

“I’ll use it as pajamas, so can I have this T-shirt?”

“Could you wear this white T-shirt instead?”

“It’s see-through, so I don’t want to.”

“That’s exactly why it’s fine!”

“Give me the cheesecake.”

“You’re always taking and never giving back, aren’t you?”

I kissed Aoi-san’s cheek. After a moment of silence, Aoi-san muttered softly.

“… How easily swayed am I?”

“Was it no good?”

“Unfortunately, it wasn’t bad. But if possible, could you say it out loud?”

“Next time, then.”

“Dammit.”

“Give me the cheesecake.”

Aoi-san cut the cheesecake for me.

I accepted it and stuck the fork into the cheesecake, then brought it to my mouth.

“Happy~!”

“Would you prefer tea or champagne?”

“Champagne!”

“Sure.”

While Aoi-san went to get the champagne, I happily devoured the cheesecake

“Foodie.”

“Yes, that’s right. More, please.”

“Yeah, yeah… Are you going to put on the trousers?”

“I’m fine.”

“It’s not about you being fine. Bare legs are risky.”

“I’m not very confident, so please don’t look.”

“No, it’s more than enough and just my type.”

“Give me the trousers, too.”

“…”

“You said it yourself!”

Aoi held his head in his hands.

“Seems like a waste!”

“You said it yourself.”

Reluctantly, Aoi went to fetch the trousers.


When Aoi came back, he spoke earnestly.

“Let me touch it before you put on the trousers.”

“You’re such a pervert.”

“If you’re a guy, it’s normal!”

“Even if you’re being so cocky…”

“Just a little bit, I beg you.”

Even if you beg…

I made Aoi sit on the sofa, then I sat beside him, grabbing Aoi’s hand and placing it on my thigh.

Aoi stared at me intently and then gently stroked my thigh.

It tickled.

“Is it enough?”

“I wasn’t supposed to just touch.”

“You said you wanted to touch, didn’t you?”

“I want to touch more. I want to touch every part of you.”

“!!”

“Legs alone aren’t enough.”

Saying this, Aoi pushed me down onto the sofa.

“I love you, Iwabuchi.”

Aoi’s face drew closer.

Aoi’s nose touched mine.

This is going to be a kiss.

Vaguely thinking that, I closed my eyes.

At that moment, I felt the sense of the living room door opening.

“Hey, Ao-chan, sorry, where’s the toilet paper?”

“… Chi, can’t you read the situation?”

“Yeah. Sorry, where’s the toilet paper?”

“… I’ll bring it out now, so wait.”

“Yeah. Sorry.”

Aoi looked awkward as he moved away from me, then left the living room to get the toilet paper.

I was feeling pretty awkward too.

“Sorry, Miko-chan.”

“Oh, you don’t need to apologize…”

“… Miko-chaaan.”

Chi-kun either in a half-asleep state or drowsy, hugged onto me.

So cute.

When I gently stroked Chiharu-kun’s soft hair, he gave me an angelic smile.

A critical hit to my moe-loving heart.

“Hey, what the heck are you two doing?”

Aoi, with a roll of toilet paper in one hand, furrowed his brow.

“Miko-chan’s boobs are fluffy and smell nice.”

“It’s because I just got out of the bath.”

When I shifted my gaze to Aoi,his face was so angry that his veins seemed like they were about to pop out.

“…I haven’t even touched you properly…”

“Aoi-san! Chii-kun is just a child.”

“12 years old isn’t a child! Chi, get away from my girl!”

I couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

Aoi peeled Chii-kun off me and carried the half-asleep Chii-kun in a princess-style.

I-It somehow suits them.

Princess carry is nice, huh? It’s something most girls would long for at least once in their lives.

“Go to the bathroom and sleep.”

“Toilet paper.”

“We have it, so come on.”

It’s quite surreal to carry someone to the toilet in a princess carry.

Perhaps because he is a child.

Before Aoi returned, I put on the trousers he brought me.

When Aoi came back after putting Chi-kun to bed and saw me with the trousers on my legs, it’s needless to say that he lowered their head.


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Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 14

Chapter 14 – Sleepover


I think Aoi is very fond of children.

Ever since she realized that Chiharu’s father wasn’t coming to pick him up, she’s been taking care of him diligently, like Chiharu’s own father.

“Come on, go brush your teeth.”

“Okay, Papa~”

“I’m not your daddy.”

“But you’re more like a dad than my real father.”

“Is that something to be happy about?”

“Then, am I like a mom?”

“Miko-chan is… a big eater.”

“…Yeah, that’s right.”

Chiharu laughed cutely.

It’s heartwarming.

“Let’s brush our teeth together!”

“Yeah!”

When I tried to hold Chiharu’s hand and go to the bathroom, Aoi slapped my hand away.

“Don’t just keep flirting around, you two!”

“Ao-chan is so demanding.”

“Saying childish things doesn’t make you cute.”

“Can I cry once? I was supposed to have a sweet time with you today! But it’s all ‘Chii’ this and ‘Chii’ that…”

When I looked at him with a troubled expression, Chiharu smiled and said:

“I’ll go brush my teeth, so feel free to flirt! Or maybe I’ll go to bed early, and you can take a bath together?”

Wait, you brat! Don’t say weird things!

“Mikoto!”

“Don’t expect too much, Aoi! Chii-chan, be quiet.”

“Yes.”

Both of them looked a bit disappointed, but it doesn’t matter.


After Chiharu went to brush their teeth, I peeked at Aoi’s face.

“What’s wrong?”

He was sulking completely.

I want to say, “You can’t just be all lovey-dovey when you don’t even know how long teeth brushing will take!” But I held back.

“When should we have our next date?”

“Tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow… Can I come to pick up my change of clothes?”

“…Does Miko like… me?”

“If I didn’t like you, would I be here?”

“…Yeah.”

“I do like you.”

“Aaaah, I really like you! Why is Chii here today of all days!”

You were supposed to look after him…

Looking closely, Chiharu had just come back.

“Why are you yelling, Aoi-chan? It’s scary.”

“Can I hug you once?”

“No, it’s gross.”

“Not you! Obviously, I meant Miko!”

“Why didn’t you do it while I was gone?”

“Because you came back so soon!”

“Teeth brushing doesn’t take that long, you know?”

Chiharu, you’re quite sensible.

“Since Miko-chan is feeling sorry for Aoi-chan, why don’t you give him a kiss or something!”

“That’s right, that’s right!”

What was a kiss again?

If I imitated a mouse… they might find it weird…

“If you don’t want to get hit, shut up.”

For now, I tried threatening them.

Both of them became quiet.

I reluctantly gave each of them a kiss on the cheek.

“I like Miko-chan!”

“Why are you even doing that to Chii?”

“Well, the young and fresh skin… it’s tough.”

“Your skin is also fresh, Miko-chan!”

“Calling someone with teenage skin ‘fresh’… that’s a bit too much.”

Chiharu gave a wry smile and then, as if he had thought of something, he covered my cheek with both hands and said,

“Miko-chan’s skin is soft and looks delicious!”

“…Thank you! I can’t fully agree, but I’m touched by Chii-chan’s kindness!”

“That’s why! Why are you so flirty with Chii!”

Sorry, Aoi, we kind of got lost in our own world!


While the three of us were watching TV, Chiharu yawned.

“Feeling sleepy?”

“Yeah.”

“Well then, shall we go to bed?”

“Yeah.”

“Aoi-san, I’m taking Chii-chan to the guest room.”

“Don’t sleep together.”

“Yeahhh~ i know it”

I led Chiharu to the guest room.

“Miko-chan, make sure to have some romantic time with Aoi-chan.”

“I will not do it”

“No, you must. Ao-chan deserves it.”

“It’s okay, once Chii-chan leaves, we’ll have plenty of romantic time.”

“…I don’t really mind,” Chiharu replied.

I stayed silent for a while and then said,

“Actually, I haven’t really kissed Aoi-san properly yet.”

“Huh?”

“So, I think the first time should be when we’re alone together.”

“…What’s Aoi-chan up to?”

“Well… he’s treating me really well.”

“…That’s what you like about him.”

“It’s embarrassing to say that I felt happy when you got ridiculously jealous, right?”

I couldn’t help but let out a bitter smile.

Chiharu had an angelic smile on his face as he said,

“Aoi-chan’s room is soundproofed so he can focus on work. You can flirt without worries. Goodnight.”

With that, Chiharu went into the guest room.

Soundproofed?

Even so, it’s still awkward!

As Aoi headed toward the living room where I was waiting, needless to say, I became quite restless.


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Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 13 (Part 2)

Chapter 13 (Part 2) – Tempura


I turned around and met Aoi-san’s gaze.

“Since I’ve arranged to have beef tongue ordered, I’ll leave the cooking to Aoi-san.”

Aoi-san looked a bit complex before speaking.

“How far are you going with these jobs?”

“From cleaning up the Clumsy Brothers’ messes to assisting the boss?”

Aoi-san crossed her arms and started to worry.

Chi-kun, who had a slightly concerned look, said in a hesitant tone.

“Is Miko-chan going to decide the boss’s daughter’s birthday present too?”

“Oh, no. It’s different. His daughter emails me a list of things she wants. She got into the habit of secretly looking at the boss’s phone and sending me the emails. She’s a clever kid.”

Both Chi-kun and Aoi-san fell silent, so I decided to order pumpkin tempura, sweet potato tempura, and squid tempura next.

Lately, even the boss’s wife emails me lists of things she wants and asks for help with resolving fights.

I think to myself that they should handle their own affairs, but somehow, I end up getting involved due to my weakness.

“Miko-chan, you’re good at taking care of others.”

“Isn’t it more like meddling?”

“No, you’re caring, aren’t you?”

“Well, I guess so.”

While we were talking like that, Aoi-san’s phone rang this time.

“Oh, it’s Chi’s dad.”

“I don’t call him ‘dad.'”

“Hello, is this Kouji Yukiharu?… Huh? No, it’s impossible! I can’t do it! Come pick him up!… Didn’t I tell you I have a date today?”

Based on what Aoi-san was saying, it seems like Chi-kun’s pickup isn’t likely to come.

“It’s because they sometimes entrust me with him during his dates with his girlfriend. That’s why it turns out like this. You know, dad and mom have left me with Ao-chan before, and they’ve never come back in just two hours! Miko-chan, are you staying over at Ao-chan’s house today? Are you guys going to take a bath together and sleep together?”

“Hey! Chi-kun! What kind of promise are you making? There’s no way I’m allowing that!”

“Oh, really? Were you listening? I’m still a kid!”

“Don’t mess around!”

“Ao-chan is stingy.”

“A 12-year-old is a respectable man! Don’t let it come to your life!”

“Stingy!”

Aoi-san seems to be irritated about various things.

Or maybe Chi-kun doesn’t look 12.

Is he the type to act all grown-up at the front of the line?

“Miko-chan, is it not okay?”

“It’s not okay!”

“Geez, but I really like Miko-chan.”

“Thank you.”


It seems like Aoi-san is still talking with Chiha-kun’s dad.

“Do you like Ao-chan, Miko-chan?”

“I do.”

“What about him?”

“The part where he’s good at cooking.”

“Miko-chan, you’re quite a foodie, aren’t you?”

“… … Yeah.”

“Well, whatever! I’ll be on Miko-chan’s side. So today, I’ll sleep quietly in the guest room, so you and Ao-chan can snuggle up.”

Hey, that little brat.

I think it’s only natural for such words to come to mind.

“I won’t snuggle up.”

“You won’t snuggle up?”

“I won’t!”

“You won’t, huh?”

In the end, Aoi-san teased me!

“Well, well, you can’t really snuggle up when it’s not just the two of you, right?”

“Even when it’s just the two of us, you won’t snuggle up to me!”

“… … Really? … …”

Chi-kun’s eyebrows furrowed.

“Ao-chan, sorry about that.”

“It’s not Chi’s fault… Yukiharu will deal with it later… damn it~”

It seemed that Aoi-san had realized that we definitely wouldn’t be able to snuggle up today, and he lowered his head in frustration.


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Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 13 (Part 1)

Chapter 13 (Part 1) – Tempura


“Alright, next is shrimp!”

“Hey, you’ve only been eating shrimp this whole time! Have some mushrooms too.”

“I don’t want to! I don’t like mushrooms!”

At the tempura restaurant, while I was feeling uneasy about its upscale nature, Aoi-san and Chi-kun ordered with a familiar attitude, ignoring me.

Honestly, if you’re not going to eat them, give the mushrooms to me.

“Chi, how about sweet potatoes or pumpkins?”

“I like them! Miko-chan likes them too!”

Those words said so casually made my heart flutter!

“I like Chi-kun too.”

“Call me Chi or Chi-chan! Please!”

Uh-oh, I’m going to die from this cuteness!

I hope my nose isn’t bleeding!

So adorable~!

“What about me, Iwabuchi?”

“What about it?”

“… …”

Aoi-san hung her head, and Chi-kun patted her on the back.

“Aoi-san!”

“What?”

“Um, I have a favor to ask… um…”

“?”

“Well, you see, a kiss.”

“!”

“Order a tempura kiss.”

“A fish, seriously?!”

“Don’t make a scene in a place like this!”

As I was getting flustered, the server who had been serving me tempura started laughing. It’s Aoi-san’s fault.

“You don’t have to be scared, just ask directly, it’s okay.”

“I-I’m sorry… Well then, please give me tempura kiss and tempura shishito pepper.”

“Understood.”

Truly a high-class restaurant!

“Ao-chan… Miko-chan is cheating.”

“She makes that cute face for anyone who gives her delicious food!”

“Huh?”

“It’s unconscious!”

“The bad part of you is your lack of self-awareness!”

Ignoring that, I sprinkle a bit of coarse salt on the tempura kiss and tempura shishito pepper that have been served to me and take a bite.

“So delicious~! Thanks for bringing me here, Aoi-san!”

For now, I express my gratitude.

The two of them fall silent for a while.

It’s Chiha-kun who speaks first.

“Anyone would want to give her food.”

“I understand.”

Aoi-san smiles and gives me a playful look.

At that moment, I realize that the vibrating sound of my phone is coming from my bag.

I wanted to ignore it, but if it’s from a client, it could be important.

Reluctantly, I take out my phone.

The screen displays “Boss.”

I sighed and told Aoi-san before answering the call.

“Iwabuchi-kun! Help me! That, um, that thing, where is it?”

“First, calm down. What are you talking about?”

“The documents, um, um…”

“… … The boss is going on a business trip tomorrow, right? I’ll give you the locations in order: A, the third drawer of Boss A’s desk; B, the red file in Ishiyama’s desk; C, the blue file in Hayama’s desk; X, the file labeled ‘For Boss’ in my computer’s folder. By the way, I’ve put everything together and given it to Ishiyama-senpai.”

“Ishiyama’s not here! I’m going to kill him! Seriously, I’m going to punch him until he spits blood!”

“… … Please calm down. You have my permission to punch him. And while you’re at it, punch Hayama too.”

“Oh, and I heard you were confessed to in front of everyone? Are you dating?”

“If you’re saying that knowing how much trouble I’ve had with the Clumsy Brothers, I’ll punch the boss. Of course, I’ll punch him until he pukes blood.”

“I-I’m sorry… Ah, I’ve got all the files now.”

“A box of beef tongue would be a nice souvenir.”

“I’m not going to Sendai, you know?”

“I know. Bring back some beef tongue.”

“… … I’ll order it online.”

“Very well. Then, I’ll expect that. Have a good time.”

“… … I’m going… There’s actually one more thing I want to ask…”

“The list of gifts for your daughter’s birthday is in the top drawer of the boss’s desk. Please choose something on your own.”

“I asked Iwabuchi-kun because I got scolded after choosing on my own.”

“Don’t act tough!”

“Yes…”

“I’ll pray for your consideration.”

I say that and hang up the phone.


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Is Happiness Equal For Everyone? – Chapter 12

Chapter 12 – Confession?


Today is a “No Overtime Day”! It’s a day when we’re not supposed to work overtime.

Of course, my work is done, and I’ve finished helping out the Clumsy Brothers too. I have a date planned for later today.

“Iwabuchi-senpai!”

“What is it, Hayama?”

“I like you, Senpai Iwabuchi! Please go out with me!”

What’s with this guy? Doesn’t he realize he’s a klutz?

No, maybe even a klutz has his own way of thinking?

Is he building a wall so that he doesn’t run away in front of everyone at the company?

But he can’t escape this situation either.

“It’s impossible! I’ve never seen you as a man, Hayama! I don’t intend to in the future either! I have a boyfriend already! We’re madly in love! So, I’m sorry!”

Hayama looked pale, but he’ll probably be fine since he’s surrounded by girls who are trying to console him and make him theirs.

“Don’t you think it’s a bit too much in front of everyone?”

“But, I’ve never seen Hayama and Ishiyama-senpai as guys even for a moment.”

“Hey! Don’t just lump me in with Hayama!”

While Ishiyama-senpai was shouting, a call came in.

Of course, it was from Aoi-san.

“Hello, Aoi-san?”

“Can I come pick you up? I’m nearby since I was close by for work.”

“I just finished too. I’ll get ready right away.”

“No need to rush.”

“I’ll hurry. You know Aoi-san, if you’re alone, you’ll be surrounded by carnivores, right?”

“… …”

“Wait for me.”

“Got it.”

After hanging up the phone, I waved to Ishiyama Senpai.

“Well then, I’m going home for a date with my boyfriend.”

“A girl who can’t cook will get dumped quickly! If you break up, I’ll be there to comfort you.”

“If I get dumped, I’ll get comforted by Misato, so I won’t need you. Take care!”

I said just that and left the scene.


Today, I managed to get everything ready before Aoi-san arrived.

After waiting in front of the company for about 5 minutes, I saw Aoi-san approaching.

There were two things that caught my attention.

The first was that Aoi-san was dressed in a suit. He looked so handsome, just as I thought during our blind date!

The second was a girl, around 10 years old, clinging to Aoi-san’s arm.

… Could she be his hidden child?

“Iwabuchi! Sorry for keeping you waiting!”

No, no, instead of apologizing for making me wait, how about explaining the child first?

“Oh, is this Aoi-san’s child?”

“No, I was asked by a friend… just for two hours, they said… Sorry.”

“What’s her name?”

The adorable girl peeked at my face and said, “I heard you’re Aoi-chan’s girlfriend…”

“I’m Mikoto Iwabuchi. Nice to meet you.”

“I’m Chiharu. Can I call you Miko-chan?”

Chiharu had slightly brownish, fluffy hair that reached her shoulders, and her big round eyes were cute.

She’s so cute, but I wonder why she’s wearing pants instead of a frilly skirt, which would suit her so well.

“Oh man, she’s seriously cute! It’s fine, it’s fine! You can call me Miko-chan! If I marry Aoi-san, will Chi-chan come along?”

Aoi-san looked surprised and then said, “I know Chi is cute in appearance, but… Iwabuchi…”

As Chiharu moved away from Aoi-san, she hugged onto me.

“I want to marry Miko-chan because I like her.”

“Huh?”

“Chii! Iwabuchi belongs to me, so no! Let go!”

“Chii-chan is soft and smells nice.”

Aoi-san put his arm under Chiharu’s armpit and pulled her away from me.

“I said she’s mine too, didn’t I? Only I’m allowed to touch Iwabuchi’s boobs and pinch them! Did I give you permission?”

“Did you? I don’t remember.”

“Is that not allowed?”

“…”

Chiharu smiled sweetly.

“Aoi-chan! I’m hungry! I want tempura!”

“Tempura, huh… Iwabuchi, is tempura okay?”

“I can eat anything delicious!”

“That’s the best answer. Iwabuchi, Would you prefer eating at home or outside, Chi?”

“Is Miko going to cook?”

“I absolutely won’t cook!”

“Is that so? I want to try Miko’s cooking.”

“Go die.”

“Huh?”

“Aoi-san is the one who makes delicious things!”

“… Let’s eat out.”

Aoi-san chuckled.

“Yeah, let’s go to a good tempura place!”

When Aoi-san let go of Chiharu, she clung onto my arm.

“Hey, Chi! Let go.”

“It’s okay, Aoi-san.”

“I just don’t want any guy other than me touching you, Iwabuchi!”

Wait, does this mean Chiharu is a boy?

Even though he’s so cute?

I guess there are quite a few cute guys these days.

“Anyway, let go!”

I wrapped my free arm around Aoi-san’s arm.

“I’m hungry too! Plus, getting jealous over a child?”

“Is that so? Dammit.”

“I’m happy!”

“You’re going to keep being all sweet and clingy like this, aren’t you?”

“That’s not it! I was just genuinely happy. Tempura, tempura.”

Walking with both of them on either side, I began to walk.

There’s no point causing a scene here. I needed to eat soon, or my stomach would start rumbling, but I kept that secret to myself.


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Is Happiness Equal For Everyone – Chapter 11

Chapter 11 – Close Friends


It seems that there’s something special about Kawaue Aoi within me. For some reason, he tends to spoil me. All the guys I’ve been with before were always ones who wanted to be spoiled by me, so I don’t know how to handle Aoi-san’s desire to pamper me. Of course, I’m happy, but it’s a bit puzzling.

“… So, what kind of guy is the new one?”

“He’s a wild-looking handsome guy.”

“Do you have a photo?”

“Huh? Do I?”

“If you’re a woman in love, wouldn’t you set that handsome guy as your wallpaper?”

This straightforward woman is my best friend, Misato Ookuma.

We became close as colleagues at the same company. She’s a capable and cool woman on the path of an office lady. Her boyfriend seems to be a cute-type submissive guy. But that story can wait.

Right now, we’re in the cafeteria during our lunch break. I’m in the middle of reporting to Misato about my new boyfriend.

“Set it as wallpaper? Wouldn’t that be creepy?”

“Yeah, it’s creepy. But I want to see him! He’s handsome.”

“Isn’t Misato’s boyfriend handsome too?”

“Even when we’re together, he sometimes gets hit on. People always assume we’re a lesbian couple. And if I make him cross-dress, is he more cute than me, who is a handsome guy?”

“I don’t know!”

“See? That’s why show me the photo.”

I don’t quite understand, but it seems I have to show them the picture.

“Call and ask him to send it now!”

“Oh, okay…”

With no refusal rights, I took out my smartphone. After a brief call, Aoi-san answered the phone in a hurried tone.

“Hello, what’s up?”

“Oh, well, I wanted a photo of you, Aoi-san…”

“I see. I’ll send it now, so wait.”

Aoi-san said that and hung up. I waited for a while, sipping on soba noodles.

“Are you continuing the story?”

“… Aoi-san is different from the guys I’ve been with before, so I hope it continues…”

Misato was grinning at me, making the situation awkward.

At that moment, the sound of an incoming message, presumably with a photo, rang.

I opened the picture and froze.

The photo from Aoi-san was of him shirtless with a towel on his head and another towel wrapped around his waist.

Why is this happening?

Wild has become even wilder!

“Which one?… Wild~”

“He’s got six-pack abs. Who is this guy? He’s your boyfriend, right?”

“Yeah, uh, yeah.”

For now, I called Aoi-san.

“Hello?”

“Why are you sending a semi-nude picture?”

“I just got out of the bath.”

“…”

“You can set it as your wallpaper if you want.”

“I won’t do that. If I set this as my wallpaper, it’ll be too embarrassing! People might even think I’m sexually frustrated…”

“Send me a picture of yourself later. I’ll enjoy looking at it with happiness.”

“That’s creepy!”

“You hurt my feelings!”

“I couldn’t just stay silent!”

“If you don’t send me a candid photo later, I’ll take one next time we meet.”

“Okay, fine then.”

“I’ll take a sexy photo.”

“No way!”

Aoi-san hung up with a cheerful laughter.

He seems to have said something he shouldn’t have.

“So, you’ve been embraced by this wild guy.”

“He just hugged me tightly.”

“Huh? Why?”

“My stomach growled.”

“…Your appetite is something else, seriously.”

I think the same.

“But he’s a good guy, isn’t he? What about his job?”

“He’s a jewelry designer… Do you know ‘gunjo’?”

“You mean there’s a woman you don’t know?”

“I-Is it that famous?”

“Accessories with delicate craftsmanship inspired by nature that go well with any style? Even some princess is said to be a fan. But anyway… huh? The designer for gunjo?”

“Yeah…”

“Tell him to sell it cheaply for me.”

“I won’t! It’s not like I fell for him because he’s a jewelry designer!”

Misato said with a grin.

“Then, what made you fall for him?”

“He’s good at cooking!”

“…You… well, do your best.”

Misato took my smartphone and stared at Aoi-san’s photo intently.

Is it okay to seriously look at someone else’s boyfriend’s semi-nude photo?

Well, Aoi-san probably wouldn’t be embarrassed even if he’s seen.

“He has a good body.”

“Yeah…”

I couldn’t help but get close to him that morning.

His breakfast was so delicious that day…

“Senior Ookuma, what are you looking at~?”

“Huh?… Send it to my phone!”

“Who the hell are you? Go away.”

By the way, Misato doesn’t like Himekawa.

Misato handed my smartphone back to me.

“Well, it’s okay. Let him make you happy.”

“Yeah, I am. He’s making me happy.”

“No, really, you’re cute.”

Misato said that and started slurping her curry udon.

It’s only natural to want to say, “Stop splattering curry sauce in my direction.”