Vampire 1
He suddenly remembered something and reached into his pocket.
There should have been a business card there—one that a man had slipped him the last time he visited the system’s transit hub.
That man had invited him to visit Banquet City for some fun.
But before he could respond, a judge had called him away.
Tang Xi didn’t find the business card. Instead, he pulled out a small dandelion.
A golden dandelion, still perfectly intact despite being in his pocket.
It swayed gently under Tang Xi’s gaze.
1551 exclaimed in surprise, “This looks just like how you puff up your fur when you’re mad!”
Just as it finished speaking, a gust of wind blew by, scattering the dandelion.
Half of it was instantly gone.
1551: “Pfft.”
It immediately reminded Tang Xi of the tuft of fur a rat had bitten off in the last world—it had taken quite some time to grow back.
Tang Xi’s face darkened. With a huff, he placed the golden dandelion aside.
Though his movements were very gentle.
“Hmph. Hiding from me in secret, replacing the things people give me behind my back.”
Tang Xi pouted.
But at least now, he was certain—the poop scooper had been watching him all along. That would make his current plan much easier.
Tang Xi’s cat tail swayed happily, the tip flicking in delight.
With that, he cheerfully headed to the transit hub with his system, his eyes curving into a smile.
The people passing by couldn’t help but smile back when they saw him.
Tang Xi politely asked the passersby for directions to Banquet City.
1551 was surprised. “Why are you going there?”
Tang Xi tilted his head, showing a slightly spoiled expression. “I just want to go have fun.”
Following the directions he received, he found the teleportation point to Banquet City.
The moment he arrived, deafening music blasted in his ears.
Dazzling, colorful lights flickered, making his head spin.
As soon as he stepped in, he lost all sense of direction and was swept further inside by the dancing crowd.
1551 struggled to keep up, afraid of being separated from him in the chaos.
It raised its volume and shouted, “Host, you came right in the middle of a music festival!”
All other activities in Banquet City had been canceled—only the rave remained.
The band was jumping on stage, and a large crowd of taskers was dancing below. Meanwhile, Tang Xi stood at the bottom, feeling dizzy.
Someone noticed him—like a soft, lost little animal that had wandered in by mistake.
His entire presence felt out of place here, instantly triggering a protective instinct in others.
A man with bear ears set his sights on him, squeezing through the crowd with a cocktail in hand.
“Have a drink?” He held the glass up to Tang Xi’s lips.
Tang Xi flinched in fear, trying to dodge, but the man blocked him in completely.
A few boldly dressed girls nearby took notice. They exchanged a look before squeezing in beside him, playfully teasing:
“Where did this well-behaved little one come from?”
“Hehe, want us to show you a good time?”
“Oh my, he’s blushing! So cute!”
Just like that, they pushed the aggressive bear-eared man aside.
The man was furious and opened his mouth to curse, but the closest girl sneered, “Someone just got ‘kindly escorted out’ by the system’s security for fighting, not even half an hour ago.”
She deliberately emphasized the word “kindly.”
The man immediately shrank back, forced to swallow his anger.
The girl closest to Tang Xi gave him a playful wink and slipped him a white peach-flavored candy.
1551 secretly transmitted a message to him: [Host, this is a “Never-Drunk Candy,” effective for 24 hours in Banquet City.]
Tang Xi accepted the candy and flashed them a sweet smile—he knew they were helping him escape trouble.
And the moment he smiled, Banquet City plunged into darkness.
All at once, the music and lights cut out. Only those carrying systems had any remaining light around them; for everyone else, it was pitch black.
Tang Xi heard one of the girls beside him gasp in amusement. “So this is a blackout! I ran into one before in a mission world!”
Another girl giggled again. “This is so fun! I usually only take missions in interstellar worlds—I’ve never seen this happen before!”
Tang Xi, puzzled, poked his system. [Does Banquet City have blackouts?]
1551 responded, [No, that shouldn’t be possible.]
Since Banquet City had developed to this point, nothing like this had ever happened.
Tang Xi had barely been confused for two seconds when a sweet voice echoed from above:
“Dear taskers and systems, please do not panic. Today is Banquet City’s maintenance day. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience. Compensation points have been distributed to everyone. Please leave Banquet City in an orderly manner within fifteen minutes.”
The announcement repeated several times.
Suddenly, Tang Xi heard a sharp intake of breath beside him—someone in pain.
He listened carefully, but the sound vanished.
Not far away, the bear-eared man suddenly felt a stabbing pain all over his body, like being pricked by needles.
Strangely, no one else around him seemed affected. But for the sake of his pride, he could only grit his teeth and endure it.
Tang Xi, having just arrived in Banquet City for the first time, left in a daze—unexpectedly gaining some compensation points along the way.
He had a strong suspicion this was the work of his poop scooper. But even a judge couldn’t interfere to this extent.
Originally, he had just planned to make the poop scooper jealous and force him to show up.
He hadn’t expected things to take such an unexpected turn.
1551 suddenly interrupted his thoughts. [Host! The Judge wants to see us!]
Following the same path as last time, they arrived at the judge’s domain.
1551’s direct superior remained as courteous as ever, showing no signs of a judge’s usual authoritative demeanor.
After inviting Tang Xi to sit down, he casually asked, “What made you decide to visit Banquet City all of a sudden?”
He was dying to know—just moments ago, when the Supreme Judge came looking for him, the atmosphere had been so suffocating he almost thought thousands of small worlds were collapsing at once.
Tang Xi cut straight to the point. “Did someone tell you to ask that?”
The Judge fell silent.
1551 looked around nervously, unsure how the conversation had taken such a turn.
Tang Xi, for once, stood his ground. “Why won’t he come see me himself? Do you even have a colleague named Ji Wu?”
The Judge’s eyes widened in shock—he never expected that His Excellency had even told Tang Xi his real name.
For a moment, he suspected he was nothing more than a messenger caught in some strange little lovers’ game.
That name was only known to a handful of senior Judges. Ever since he took on the role, he had never heard anyone dare to address that person by their true name.
Tang Xi lowered his gaze. “I don’t want to make things difficult for you. You’re watching, aren’t you, Ji Wu?”
No one responded.
He didn’t know how much time had passed when, suddenly, he felt a gentle hand rub his cat ears.
1551 wasn’t sure who was speaking to its host, but it could feel its connection with Tang Xi being temporarily severed.
Someone was talking to him.
Tang Xi’s expression shifted—at first unhappy, but gradually softening.
A terrifying thought began to take shape in 1551’s mind.
All the inexplicable things from before, the overwhelming power that could even cut off its link with its host—if that person was involved, everything suddenly made sense.
Absurd, yet completely logical.
1551 stiffened in fear.
Beside it, the Judge spoke in a soft voice. “His Excellency never intended to keep it from you.”
That was confirmation enough.
1551 almost wanted to scream in disbelief.
Meanwhile, Tang Xi had been thoroughly pacified. He politely nodded to the frozen judge in farewell, then took his still-stunned system back to his own space.
1551 finally snapped out of it. “What just happened?!”
It felt like the most clueless system in existence.
Tang Xi smiled. “He said that once the next world ends, he’ll personally explain everything to me.”
As he spoke, his cat-like eyes sparkled mischievously—he was clearly up to something.
1551 quickly checked his points and gasped in delight. “Host! After the next world, your points will finally be enough to free yourself from this ‘worker’ status! You’ll be able to choose—return to Earth or stay here, completely up to you!”
“You could also pick a suitable planet to live on. But I still recommend staying. That way, as long as you have enough points, you’ll basically have an endless lifespan and won’t be forcibly unbound.”
1551 was still rambling on, but Tang Xi had already come up with a hundred ways to make his poop scooper regret keeping secrets from him.
“In the next world, I want a role where I can enslave the poop scooper!”
1551 hesitated while selecting a script. It struggled for a moment, sorting through the available options, when suddenly, a script that seemed perfect floated right in front of it.
Being the naive, gullible system it was, 1551 didn’t even suspect that someone had deliberately arranged this. Delighted, it quickly captured the script, gave it a rough skim, and exclaimed, “Found it! This one is just right!”
Without wasting a second, it eagerly launched Tang Xi into that world.
. . . . .
Waking up on an enormous, European-style bed spanning hundreds of square meters… stepping onto the floor to find hundreds of servants waiting… flowers blooming at the mere whim of happiness…
Alright, maybe it wasn’t that exaggerated.
But Tang Xi still fell into deep silence at the sheer extravagance of his surroundings the moment he woke up.
It was so magnificent that it almost blinded him.
Maybe he had been influenced by the original character of this body, because his aesthetic standards seemed to have shifted as well.
Even the countless jewels scattered throughout the room felt pleasing to the eye.
Absorbing the original character’s memories, Tang Xi quickly realized—this guy was basically a walking Mary Sue.
The estate alone had over a hundred servants.
[If I’m a noble, then what’s the poop scooper going to be?]
1551: [You’ll know when you see him! I guarantee you’ll be satisfied!]
Tang Xi silently slid out of bed. The moment his foot hovered over his slippers, a knock sounded at the door.
Knock, knock, knock.
An elegant voice called from outside.
“Good morning, Lord Tang Xi. May I enter?”
The voice was familiar. Tang Xi quickly recalled from the original character’s memories—this was the butler who had served him for five years.
Maintaining an air of nobility, Tang Xi spoke calmly. “Enter.”
The butler stepped inside, carrying a tray with practiced grace. His expression was respectful, his demeanor perfectly obedient.
1551 whispered, [Honestly, the original character’s personality is a lot like yours.]
Just as delicate.
Hearing this, Tang Xi shook his white and tender feet in dissatisfaction.
The butler, however, seemed to misinterpret the gesture. Without hesitation, he knelt down on one knee, reaching out as if to take Tang Xi’s foot in his hands.
Tang Xi panicked and yanked his foot back. “Y-you—what are you doing?!”
A faint blush crept onto his face.
The butler looked slightly confused. “I was simply preparing to put on your shoes and socks for you.”
He almost lifted his gaze.
1551 urgently reminded him: [Don’t break character!]
So Tang Xi had no choice but to act spoiled—his soft, delicate foot directly kicking the butler, Grover, square in the chest.
Grover obediently retreated.
Not even a hint of resentment.
That was simply how this world worked—servants could never defy nobles.
Author’s Note:
The little cat is too well-behaved. Even when trying to act mischievous, all he does is run off to play… He doesn’t even know how to properly seduce someone to make the poop scooper jealous. =ⅴ=
This is the final transmigration world! After this, we’ll return to reality.
Noooo i don’t want it to end 🙁🙁😭