Chapter 300 – Great God, I heard you’re going to travel a thousand li to deliver (34)
But thankfully, although Fang Shi was a little bit stupid, at least it wasn’t the kind of stupidity that made him do things on his own.
At least he still knew to come and ask Yan Lu for an explanation. If he were the kind of broody type who kept quiet after seeing something, secretly remembered it, and then overthought it, so much so that, before she even figured out what was going on, he’d already done something without reason…
Now that would be real stupidity.
The guy in front of her was still stupid, but in an adorable way.
Yeah, that’s probably it.
Comforting herself with this thought, she casually tossed the sanitary pad behind her.
Fang Shi was already dumbstruck. The dark, brooding aura he had just moments ago instantly vanished, his eyes went blank, and his handsome face took on a subtle yet bizarre expression. It was as if he had gone from a menacing wolf to a harmless oversized puppy.
In his ears, only one sentence from Yan Luo kept replaying:
—“That damn thing is mine!”
—“Mine!”
Yan Luo’s… sanitary pad?
Still dazed, he hadn’t fully processed it yet.
“What the hell is wrong with you?” She wasn’t wrong to call him stupid. He was, without a doubt, the dumbest person she had ever met. Yan Luo couldn’t help but take two steps forward, grab his collar, and yank his hand to press against her chest, staring straight into his eyes.
“Feel that?”
This simple and direct method of proof made Fang Shi, already frozen in shock, completely lose his ability to think.
Only one thought echoed in his mind.
—Hmm… soft…
…
—Wait, what the hell—SOFT??!!
Fang Shi had actually considered countless possibilities before this. He hadn’t entirely ruled out this one, either. But still, he couldn’t believe it. He hadn’t thought things could work out this perfectly.
Or rather, after so much mental struggle, he had already resigned himself to the idea that he was probably bent. He had even started seriously researching how men in relationships were supposed to interact, fully prepared to never let this person slip away from him.
With all that psychological preparation, with his mind already set, now, she tells him she’s actually a girl?
…
And then, the Yan Luo-obsessed idiot just couldn’t resist giving it a squeeze.
Yan Luo : …
Obviously still not fully recovered from shock, Fang Shi was immediately beaten up. The soft sensation still lingered in his hand, but his opponent had already jumped up and started throwing punches. Her face was pale, her slightly damp hair carried a faint lemony scent, probably from her body wash.
She was very close.
She smelled really good.
Fang Shi carefully wrapped his arms around her waist, letting her vent her frustration however she pleased. He lowered his head, knowing full well that he had probably been overthinking things, and just accepted his fate.
Then, as a result, he ended up pitifully getting his hair yanked.
He tilted his head, blinking as he thought over all of Yan Luo’s past actions.
Hmm… no matter how he looked at it, she really acted like a guy…
With a strand of his hair still being held hostage, Fang Shi, now completely serious, looked straight at Yan Luo and spoke in an earnest, scholarly tone, like he was discussing some kind of important academic topic :
“Luo;uo, girls shouldn’t curse so casually.”
Though, honestly, he kind of liked it (^▽^).
[*Ding*—Fang Shi’s corruption value -15 (60/100)]
Wow, that was a fast adjustment. He sure accepted the truth quickly.
And now he’s suddenly calling her a girl all over the place?
And even trying to police her swearing?
“Do you have a hole in your brain?” Yan Luo glared at him and pinched his ear.
His earlobe was still burning red, but he refused to let go of her waist.
Fang Shi carefully studied her expression, then rubbed against her a little, speaking in a resigned yet aggrieved tone :
“When it comes to anything about you… my IQ really does seem to disappear.”
At least he had some self-awareness.