Part 2 of Chapter 61
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Please Like Her 12 – Both fall off the horse.
The music started playing, and the first round of the game began.
The director peeked out from a corner and gave Ye Lu a thumbs-up.
[Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. Director, you look so eager!]
[Why is this show so unethical? The answer has finally been found. When the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked.]
[The director seems really happy, without any of the fear and helplessness he had when facing the two radishes and the owner in the radish field.]
[Hahaha, the director: Now, it’s my territory, and I call the shots! There won’t be any more unexpected incidents!]
With such provocation from the director, if Ye Lu doesn’t take the bait, he wouldn’t be Ye Lu.
So he ran towards the director, holding an inflatable hammer and slammed it down fiercely—
Huh?
The director had already crouched down to dodge, but Ye Lu’s hammer didn’t miss because a layer of pink powder suddenly appeared in between.
When Ye Lu’s hammer struck, these powders danced in the air and landed on his face.
Ye Lu : “…”
His originally white face turned pink, looking disheveled and even a bit eerie.
Some of the guests at the scene couldn’t help but burst into laughter, but then they realized that Ye Lu’s current situation might be their future, and suddenly they couldn’t laugh anymore.
Ye Lu was infuriated, “Is this a reward? It’s clearly a punishment!”
The director, however, said, “There’s a difference. As long as you successfully hit our heads, these mechanisms won’t have time to activate. Ultimately, it’s because you couldn’t do it.”
The director’s team was telling the truth. The buttons for these mechanisms were actually located under the corresponding stage squares closer to the center. They had to successfully escape before stepping on the buttons.
Ye Lu became more and more determined, continuously attempting. In the process, he did hit a few staff members in the head.
Unfortunately, he didn’t hit the same staff member twice, so he still didn’t earn the right to paint on a staff member’s face. Instead, he ended up in a sorry state, completely unrecognizable.
The director suddenly said, “I’ll give you an extra minute.”
Shang Lu said leisurely, “It looks like they’re going to pull out all the stops.”
[Hahaha, I understand what Shang Lu didn’t say. The show is voluntarily extending the time? There’s definitely something fishy!]
[The bad feeling is increasing.]
[Ye Lu, listen to Mom’s advice, don’t stand out too much.]
In the final minute, Ye Lu gave it his all.
After a missed swing of the inflatable hammer, he turned around and saw another head not far away on the stage, with just a bit of bangs showing.
Ye Lu quickly rushed over and swung the hammer down!
He hit it!
And he got hit by it, but he didn’t even dodge it?
Ye Lu hadn’t even had a chance to be happy when he suddenly saw the head in front of him… flying out?
Ah? What the heck is going on?
This head flew directly from the table and headed towards the other guests waiting on the other side.
Accompanied by screams, the falling head also frightened the others.
It wasn’t until Song Zeqian picked it up and confirmed that it was just a fake head.
[Shang Lu really got it right, the most immoral trap is waiting here]
[Hahaha, everyone look at Ye Lu, he’s standing still on stage with a face that says : I’m a fool]
[A person’s head flying out, goodness]
[This isn’t Whack-a-mole, it’s clearly golf!]
The others hesitated to go on stage for a while, afraid that there might be other traps.
Except for Lin Yanyan, although she was briefly startled by the fake head, she quickly stood up confidently and said, “I’ll go!”
Tang Qingqing, who was watching the commotion on the side, couldn’t help but ask, “Is she capable?”
Shang Lu commented, “If we were to rank them, Yanyan is the most agile among all our guests.”
Lin Yanyan didn’t disappoint Shang Lu’s high expectations.
Lin Yanyan also went up with determination. Unlike Ye Lu, who was led around by four staff members, she kept her eyes on the same person after successfully hitting the first target. As expected, she successfully hit for the second time before the music ended, giving her a chance for revenge.
Lin Yanyan had her face covered in flour by the staff, forming a stark contrast with her big white face. The scene was even somewhat comical.
[Black and White Impermanence…?]
[What kind of description is that, hahaha]
[Hahaha, the princess is really trying hard and doing her best. Let’s all say, the princess is awesome!]
At this moment, Ou Yi secretly approached and asked Shang Lu in a low voice, “Teacher Shang Lu, what should I do? Do I have to participate in this segment?”
No matter how Ou Yi looked at it, it didn’t seem worth it. Even if Lin Yanyan succeeded, she now… doesn’t even look like a person anymore.
Shang Lu looked at Ou Yi, her gaze falling on the clumps of flour on his face, and asked, “You already look like this, what else do you have to lose?”
Ou Yi : “?”
Shang Lu said sincerely, “If you’ve come this far, there’s nothing more to lose.”
After Shang Lu finished speaking, she waved her hand towards Ou Yi and whispered something in his ear.
All the guests took turns coming on stage to challenge, with some succeeding and others failing, but everyone’s performance was more or less embarrassing.
Finally, it was Ou Yi’s turn.
Due to the deliberate protection of the other staff members and his familiarity with the mechanisms, the director was still alive to this day, not having been hit by any guest twice, and his face remained clean.
In fact, the director had a secret.
After the embarrassing incident in the radish field last time, he had specifically hired a fitness coach and had been diligently exercising every day to stay in shape.
Moreover, the groundhogs had the advantage, so it was normal for these guests not to hit them.
The last one, and once Ou Yi was done, they would call it a day!
The director was feeling quite pleased in his heart. Accompanied by the music, he didn’t immediately stick his head out, but waited to observe Ou Yi’s position before deciding what to do.
However, there was no movement from above.
The director found it strange. Wasn’t Ou Yi the type to not stay calm? What was he doing?
So, unable to resist, the director peeked out, but something even more unexpected happened.
The music was still playing, but there was no one on stage.
Director : “?”
Where were the guests? Where did that big guest go?
The director withdrew his head and was about to ask the other staff members when, at that moment, he saw Ou Yi suddenly appear at the stage when he turned around, smiling at him.
Director : “!!!”
[Hahaha, Ou Yi: I’m done playing! I’ve come to find you! Didn’t expect that, did you?]
[Ou Yi : an unconventional man, Instructor: Shang Lu]
The director swallowed hard and asked, “Teacher Ouyi, what are you doing here?”
“I’m so happy to be on this show! I really like you, director!” Ou Yi said excitedly, then hugged the director directly, burying his face in the director’s shoulder, and used his hand to press on the back of the director’s head. “Remember to invite me as a regular guest next year! You must remember!”
The director was being shaken so much that he was about to pass out, staring wide-eyed and unable to understand.
No! How did things escalate to this point?
At this moment, Shang Lu’s voice rang out, seemingly amused: “Everyone, go hug the staff of the production team and thank them for taking care of us all this time!”
Others also immediately understood, and for a moment, they all rushed forward.
Lin Yanyan took some water again and “diluted” the flour on her face a bit, then she would press it on the face of anyone she caught.
Ye Lu directly took out the box containing pink powder from the mechanism inside and followed the assistant director, saying, “Last time, it was you who planned the radish field segment, right? I knew it was you!”
After saying that, he scattered the entire box of pink powder towards the direction the assistant director was running. But at this moment, a gust of wind blew, and all the powder that Ye Lu had scattered ended up blowing back onto himself.
Ye Lu stood out among the other guests present because he had changed color, turning pink.
[I’m speechless; Ye Lu, you harm others and end up harming yourself.]
[Help! If you don’t want to be harmed, then don’t do harmful things, haha.]
[Such a pink and tender young man (literal meaning).]
you left in the chatgpt response lmfao
oops, sorry about that! fixed now, thanks!
Hug them to death! Make ’em regret! ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ