Part 3 of Chapter 37
Do You Still Hate Her? 27 – Mutual Destruction · Happy Ending Edition
After everyone went from shock to realization, they quickly gathered around to admire Ye Lu’s initiative in crossdressing.
Only Shang Lu in the doll costume remained silent for a few seconds, turned around, squatted on the ground, and took out the last blank task card paper and wrote a new task.
Even Song Zeqian couldn’t bear it anymore. He directly said, “You don’t have to go this far.”
Ye Lu’s voice was loud and very firm, “I! Must! Win!”
After saying this, he took off his own hat and looked at Lin Yanyan and Ou Yi with a very condemning gaze.
If it weren’t for the two of them being so unreliable, would he need to work this hard?
Lin Yanyan & Ou Yi : “…”
They dared not speak.
Even netizens were shocked.
[Getting the most difficult task of infiltrating his own fan group, Ye Lu is really going all out]
[Either win, or face social death, Ye Lu, you’re so ruthless to yourself!]
[Ou Yi and Lin Yanyan might not drive Shang Lu crazy, but clearly, Ye Lu has gone crazy!]
[Previous commenter, what are you saying? Ou Yi knows nothing, it has nothing to do with Ou Yi, he’s just being Shang Lu’s licking dog.]
And at this moment, Shang Lu walked over. She chose to not reveal her identity, but directly handed all the self-made task cards to Ye Lu.
“Is this a task?” Ye Lu hadn’t even considered that the person standing in the doll costume in front of him could be Shang Lu. He took the task card and found it somewhat strange, “Why is it handwritten?”
Shang Lu waved her hand, indicating that she didn’t know.
Ye Lu didn’t delve into it either, but instead read the content on the answer sheet, “Each guest takes the corresponding card according to the online voting ranking, and completes the tasks on it. You have the right to refuse, but completers will be rewarded.”
Then Ye Lu distributed task cards to everyone, and immediately asked strangely, “Where’s Shang Lu?”
“I don’t know,” Lin Yanyan replied, her gaze also continuously scanning the surroundings.
Shang Lu pulled a folded paper rose from her pocket, which she had taken from downstairs, and walked over to hand it to Lin Yanyan.
“Is this for me?” Lin Yanyan took it in surprise, her mood instantly lifted.
[Lin Yanyan had been looking for Shang Lu all along, but she didn’t know Shang Lu was right in front of her.]
[Even if Shang Lu were to become a pink bear, she would still want to comfort Lin Yanyan. She’s so cute wuwuwu]
Time was running out, and what mattered most to them now was the ‘task’ in their hands.
Song Zeqian glanced at the task card in his hand. “Recite three classic lines from Big Gray Wolf1 and perform accompanying actions.”
Jiang Jing : “…Perform Lu Zhishen pulling up the willow tree2.”
Xu Ze : “Sing any song for thirty seconds.”
Lin Yanyan : “Sing a duet with Xu Ze.”
“Not allowed to praise Shang Lu anymore today?” Ou Yi read out the task, then felt extremely displeased. “Why would your program team assign such a task? How could I possibly do this? Lin Yanyan’s task is so simple, are you targeting me?”
Program team : “…”
No, it had nothing to do with them. This task wasn’t even assigned by them in the first place!
[Shocking! The Program Team Takes the Blame for Shang Lu on the Live Broadcast!]
[The tasks given by Shang Lu were actually quite simple, just a bit targeted at Ou Yi hahaha.]
[Shang Lu : Stop praising me, I can’t take it anymore!]
[Shang Lu : Why is my head feeling so heavy? Because Ou Yi is putting a heavy hat3 on me.]
These tasks really weren’t that difficult, and everyone took turns performing.
Except for the somewhat off-key duet of Xu Ze and Lin Yanyan, which caused Ou Yi, who came to the show for the first time, to reveal a terrified expression, everything else developed smoothly.
Except for—
Ye Lu’s face showed a hesitant expression.
Netizens were also very curious.
[Shang Lu crumpled the task card originally meant for Ye Lu into a ball and wrote a new one, but the new one couldn’t be seen clearly.]
[Judging from Ye Lu’s expression, it must be a task that’s very targeted at him, huh?]
Ye Lu was truly in a dilemma.
Because his task card read—
‘Dance girl group choreography.’
Wearing women’s clothing was already his limit, and now being asked to dance girl group choreography while dressed in women’s clothing was pushing him to the very edge of his limits.
But this card happened to have this sentence written on it.
‘Upon completing the task, Ye Lu can learn a secret that no one else knows.’
The word ‘secret’ was incredibly appealing to Ye Lu.
He made up his mind.
He was already dressed in a skirt, so what harm would it do to dance a little bit… maybe.
So, under the anxious gazes of everyone around—
Ye Lu turned on the stereo in the dressing room and fearlessly played a girl group song.
And at that moment, Ou Yi picked up that task card that Ye Lu had placed aside, surprised and said, “Dance girl group coreography?”
Before he could finish his sentence, Ye Lu started performing.
It wasn’t because Ye Lu liked to watch girl group performances, but because this group is his junior of the same company, and he had seen some of their performances more or less.
Although Ye Lu was the lead vocalist in the team, he could be considered an all-rounder ace, with strong dancing skills as well.
Of course, that included girl group dances.
Lin Yanyan was shocked and then sighed with a bit of regret, “If Lulu was here, it would be great; she would definitely love watching this.”
[Lin Yanyan, you really understand Shang Lu well.]
[Yes, of course Lulu loves watching it, because she’s the one who designed this task card, hahaha.]
[No need to feel regretful, Lulu is standing behind you watching it together.]
However, upon hearing Lin Yanyan say, “Lulu would definitely love watching this,” doubt flashed in Ou Yi’s eyes, and he asked, “Why? Does Teacher Shang Lu like watching guys dance to girl group songs?”
Lin Yanyan pondered for a moment and replied, “She loves to watch all the rare and interesting things.”
Standing behind Lin Yanyan, Shang Lu gave her a thumbs up, indicating that she was right.
Upon hearing Lin Yanyan’s words, Ou Yi immediately stood up and walked forward—
Joining Ye Lu.
Everyone : “???”
Ou Yi looked directly at the camera, full of confidence, and said, “Teacher Shang Lu, I will definitely be better than him.”
Ye Lu : “???”
Why does everything have to be a competition?
Although Ye Lu didn’t understand, he danced even harder, feeling that he couldn’t lose to Ou Yi.
In fact, Ou Yi was all talk and no action. He didn’t even know this song. The group is Ye Lu’s junior and not his junior, so he had no chance of winning against Ye Lu in the girl group dance.
[Ou Yi! Although you’re a bit older than Ye Lu, he’s your senior. Losing doesn’t make you look bad!]
[Ou Yi : Thank you, that makes me feel even worse]
[After Xia Yuan’s collapse, Ye Lu and Ou Yi have become the two main pillars of the male idol world, right?]
[Why am I blessed to witness these two perform girl group dances together? I’m laughing so hard, tears are coming out]
[Let’s just say : Thank you Shang Lu hahaha]
Time was running out, and the staff urged everyone to go to their respective fan zones to complete the tasks.
Ye Lu, dissatisfied, asked, “I’ve danced the girl group dance, but what about the secret?”
Shang Lu walked over and patted Ye Lu’s arm with a paw.
“Are you telling me?” Ye Lu immediately understood, then urged the others to leave quickly, not wanting to delay his hearing of the secret.
In the end, everyone left, and only Ye Lu, the cameraman, and Shang Lu in her doll costume remained in the room.
Ye Lu looked at Shang Lu with anticipation and asked, “Tell me quickly, what’s the secret?”
Shang Lu took off her doll costume with both hands and smiled at Ye Lu.
Ye Lu : “?!?”
A horror story unfolded.
“The secret is that I wrote all those task cards just now. The production team won’t give you any rewards.” Shang Lu finished speaking and put on the doll headgear again, walking away, leaving only a sentence: “But you danced really well.”
*Crash—*
This time, it was the sound of Ye Lu’s heart breaking.
[Shang Lu, a heartless killer!]
[After Ou Yi came, Ye Lu seems to have become smarter in comparison, yet also not.]
- a Chinese cartoon :
↩︎ - from one of the four great classical novel in Chinese literature, ‘Water Margin’ ↩︎
- too much praises ↩︎
Wrong Chapter?
NOTE: I’m aware that it is intentional, and it gets change tommorrow, but you know the saying: Once it happens twice it is a tradition 😛
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Ummm… This seems to be the wrong text for the chapter.
yes, sorry, it is indeed a fake chapter. please read my note on chapter 36 part 4 (https://wanderertl130.id/becoming-popular-through-the-all-villains-variety-show-chapter-36-part-4/)
edit : it’s replaced now