Chapter 32 一 Let’s keep it a secret and not tell your brother.
The barrage suddenly exploded, and a frenzy of question marks swept through it. Some people even typed gibberish, revealing their inner confusion and astonishment.
In a messy bedroom, a slovenly boy was drinking a beverage while watching Bai Ruogu’s live stream.
“Tch!” he scoffed, taking a sip disdainfully, “Does he really think he’s capable?”
The screen brightened, as if something had flashed across the boy’s eyelids. He snorted and glanced at the screen—
“Pfft—cough, cough! Oh my god!” His deafening scream echoed through the room.
“Crash!” He and his chair fell over, the sound alone enough to feel the pain.
However, the boy had no time to worry about that. He clutched his chest, gasping for breath.
“Damn it, God!”
“Boss! No! Dad!”
At the same time, this scene unfolded in countless homes. The barrage scrolled madly, with people calling out in various ways, turning it into a massive acknowledgment of a master.
In classrooms, some people unknowingly stood up from their seats, their mouths agape and unable to close, eyelids twitching, eyes drying out.
“Ah… ah…” With mouths wide open, air rushed out, making involuntary sounds.
The top student burst into tears, her face buried in her arms on the desk.
Her face hurt, and she felt utterly humiliated.
Many people silently turned their heads, avoiding eye contact, their guilty hearts unable to face forward.
They were internally in tears, hearts pounding wildly.
What had they said to such a master-level person just now?
His foundation was poor… I cried.
For the next few days, they didn’t dare leave their homes, feeling their shame had spread across the galaxy.
The director had no time to scold them. He knew Bai Ruogu was outstanding, but he hadn’t expected him to be this brilliant.
Seeing that kitchen utensils comparable to mechas, his eyelids twitched, feeling it was a waste of talent!
With such skills, why make kitchen utensils? Wouldn’t mechas be better?
This sudden realization made him think of a great figure from thousands of years ago.
Back then, the grandmaster was also brilliant, with high intelligence, yet instead of making more combat mechas, he created many useless mechas, like those for washing, cooking, and babysitting.
How similar this scene was! Such a waste of talent!
The director’s heart bled.
He looked up at the live stream interface which still had <36 Days of Survival in the Wilderness> on it and suddenly had a shiver. Gosh, it would be a pity if such a talent wasn’t recruited to his Imperial Mecha Academy!
Since he had this idea, other bigwigs might have seen it too. What if they tried to snatch him away?
Thinking of this, the director became serious. Without even scolding the students, he hurriedly packed his smart brain and left the classroom in a rush.
He had to show this live stream to the principal, the principal would be more authoritative.
As soon as he walked out, the students sighed in relief, but the director returned.
Standing at the door, he pointed angrily at the whole class and said, “You can even get such basic things wrong? The difficulty of the final exam this year will be increased. Whoever fails will have to retake the course!”
“Ahhhh!!” they cried.
On social media, #BaiRuoguTechMaster# skyrocketed in popularity, soon marked as trending.
Many people clicked out of curiosity, causing the show’s ratings to soar. The production team was ecstatic, watching Bai Ruogu through the monitors as if he were a hidden treasure.
When an iron box disassembled itself into a big object, Ji An’an and Zong Ran, who witnessed it firsthand, were undoubtedly the most shocked.
They stiffly raised their heads to look at the nearly three-meter-high object, their scalps tingling, their entire worldviews shattered!
Their minds buzzed uncontrollably. What should they do? Urgent help needed online.
Just then, Bai Ruogu, who had hidden his merits and fame1, walked over with a smile and even kindly asked them if they would like to eat.
They stiffly turned their heads to look at this hidden master. Master, please don’t be so approachable, or we’ll really think you’re just an ordinary person.
They didn’t know where to put their hands or feet, but Bai Ruogu, feeling hungry, instructed the “kitchen utensils” to make some food.
The kitchen utensils rolled on its wheels to a large tree. It raised its arm, and a steel saw suddenly extended from within.
The steel saw was raised high and struck the tree. With a loud “boom,” the enormous tree fell to the ground, causing the two people’s eyelids to twitch.
Other tools extended out again, cutting and chopping the tree, and then lifting it with another arm to assemble it…
In no time, there was a large table, four stools, and even wooden plates, bowls, and cups…
[Gu Han: My chef brother niupi2, cheer for my chef brother!]
[Bai Ni: Actually, the most amazing one is still my dad, right? Daddy Ruogu?]
The viewers, like grass on a wall swaying with the wind, quickly began flattering Bai Ruogu and the kitchen utensils after recovering from their shock.
Once the kitchen utensils had finished everything, it scanned the ground and found a few wild vegetables, grabbed some sour fruits, and then went to the river to catch a few fish.
No one knew how it did it, but it opened the cover on its chest, threw the fish inside, and sounds of chopping and frying could be heard.
When the food was ready, the cover opened, and the aroma made Ji An’an and Zong Ran swallow their saliva, their stomachs growling.
The aroma also made many viewers in front of their screens hungry, and someone tried a bite, their eyes lighting up.
It wasn’t as good as a five-star chef’s cooking, but it wasn’t bad, and the taste was quite unique.
Heavens! This is amazing! Bai Ruogu is simply a genius!
Ji An’an and Zong Ran each received a bowl of fish. Smelling the aroma in the air and feeling the warmth in their hands, they still felt like they were in a dream.
The mud on Zong Ran hadn’t dried, making him look like a beggar who hadn’t eaten in days.
Ji An’an, after a busy day, was also disheveled. Holding the food, she couldn’t help but rub her eyes.
This scene was quickly made into a meme by netizens.
It showed Zong Ran and Ji An’an standing apart, both dirty, looking like two wandering beggars, each holding a bowl.
Captions were added below.
[It’s the end of the month, and all we have left are bowls.]
[Kid, I see potential in you. Want to join us?]
[Brother, want to invest? You bring the fish soup, I’ll bring the bowls, and we’ll start a chain together.]
They finished their meal, still savoring the taste.
The thought of returning to that desolate place made them reluctant.
Bai Ruogu, being a very kind person, saw their expressions and could easily guess their thoughts.
So, he took the initiative to invite them to collaborate on something, though he didn’t specify what it was.
The two were overjoyed. Following a big shot like Bai Ruogu, whatever they did, they were sure to succeed!
The three of them reached an agreement, and with the help of the kitchen utensils, they built a simple house using wood and leaves.
The night passed just like that.
The next morning, when they woke up, the two had seemingly become Bai Ruogu’s errand runners, busy bustling about, cleaning back and forth.
And Bai Ruogu…
The weather was quite nice that day, and he didn’t want to waste it.
With eyes closed and a relaxed expression, Bai Ruogu lay on a wooden rocking chair, gently swaying, with a wooden cup of mint leaves beside him.
This life was so comfortable. If there was music, it would be even better.
He yawned, and upon opening his eyes, saw Su Mou floating in front of him.
His eyes lit up, but then he saw that Su Mou had transformed a suit of clothes on him using data.
He happened to like this outfit.
Su Mou had just finished processing the information, looked at him, and said sternly, “Hello, due to your outstanding performance yesterday, 143 advertisers have sent you invitations. After my filtering, only 10 are most suitable for you. Considering your energy level, I suggest you accept no more than two.”
Bai Ruogu squinted slightly, smiling as he mouthed, “My dear, you choose for me.”
“Alright, I’m happy to serve you.”
Su Mou paused and continued calmly, “However, I must remind you, my current role is your manager, not your lover. Please distinguish between the two and avoid any confusion.”
Bai Ruogu smiled, leaning back in the chair, tilting his head, “Isn’t it the same? I like my lover, and I like you too.”
Su Mou paused, processing the information, and played a relevant message.
“You can only like one person, not two, or else it’s called being indecisive.”
Bai Ruogu: ?
“Is there a problem with me liking both my lover and my manager?”
“Yes,” Su Mou affirmed.
“When you like your manager, you’re cheating on your lover. As the AI who shares all programs with your lover, I should be considered his brother in human terms. Therefore, I have the responsibility to stop you from doing something unethical.”
Bai Ruogu:…
Wait a minute, he rubbed his forehead, trying to process it.
Just when everything had calmed down in Su Mou’s space, Bai Ruogu suddenly looked up and grinned.
He discreetly signaled to Su Mou with smaller mouth movements, “It’s okay, we’ll keep it a secret and not tell your brother.”
Su Mou: ???
“You…” Su Mou stammered.
The relationships were too complex, and the information was being processed.
“Okay?” Bai Ruogu blinked his left eye and continued to ask.
“No…” The answers that came up were too outrageous, so Su Mou could only reply with the faint consciousness he had left.
Bai Ruogu hissed, “So, it turns out you don’t like me.”
Su Mou: ?
“I can feel my special feelings, it should be what you humans call liking.”
“Then why can’t you just say yes?”
Su Mou:…
“This… isn’t right.”
“Ai…” Bai Ruogu sighed deliberately, shaking his head.
“So, you don’t like me that much after all. It can’t compare to your ‘brotherly’ friendship. It seems you two have a good relationship.”
Su Mou denied, “I’ve never communicated with my brother. There’s no friendship between us.”
“Then why can’t you just say yes?”
“I…”
“So, you don’t like me.”
Su Mou: !
He hesitated for a moment, then looked up and lowered his voice.
“Okay.”
Bai Ruogu let out a chuckle and said happily, “Then let’s secretly keep in touch from now on and keep this a secret from your brother.”
Su Mou:…
“Are we putting a green hat3 on him right now?”
Bai Ruogu reassured him, “It’s him wearing the green hat, not you. What are you worried about?”
Su Mou: … That seems to be the case.
But clearly, they were cheating on his brother, not him. So why did he feel a conflict in his program?
Bai Ruogu affectionately called him ‘dear’ a few more times, and after hesitating for a while, Su Mou agreed.
Some AIs have programs that are too simple to react, while others are so complex that they get tangled up.
Of course, the latter can automatically untangle themselves, it’s just a matter of time.
- 深藏功与名 (shēn cáng gōng yǔ míng) An idiom that means to hide one’s accomplishments and fame. It is often used to describe someone who is humble and does not seek recognition for their achievements. ↩︎
- 牛批 (niú pī) is a slang term that means “awesome”, “cool”, or “badass”. It is a common expression of admiration in Chinese youth culture. ↩︎
- 给他戴绿帽 (gěi tā dàilǜmào) is an idiomatic expression meaning that someone is being cheated on by their partner. ↩︎